A beginner’s guide to bad writing

There are millions of tips for good writing online – but what if you want to be the next Dan Brown?

You need bad writing tips – and this website is here to help – replete with sample passages.

Here are my favourite tips – click the link for the posts (including samples)…

1. Replace concrete nouns with abstract ones
2. Always use a thesaurus
3. Describe every character in minute detail, taking no account of narrative pacing
4. Use as many adjectives as you can
5. Create subplots which bear no relation to the main story

If you invert the tips you also get a pretty good guide to good writing.