You need bad writing tips – and this website is here to help – replete with sample passages.
Here are my favourite tips – click the link for the posts (including samples)…
- Replace concrete nouns with abstract ones
- Always use a thesaurus
- Describe every character in minute detail, taking no account of narrative pacing
- Use as many adjectives as you can
- Create subplots which bear no relation to the main story
If you invert the tips you also get a pretty good guide to good writing.
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1Amy
wrote on 10 November 2009 at 23:09
Excellent. I should try this for NaNoRiMo…