There are millions of tips for good writing online – but what if you want to be the next Dan Brown?
You need bad writing tips – and this website is here to help – replete with sample passages.
Here are my favourite tips – click the link for the posts (including samples)…
- Replace concrete nouns with abstract ones
- Always use a thesaurus
- Describe every character in minute detail, taking no account of narrative pacing
- Use as many adjectives as you can
- Create subplots which bear no relation to the main story
If you invert the tips you also get a pretty good guide to good writing.