Beginners guide to taking over the world - foreword

Fore­word
Are you tired of read­ing those so-called self-help books that leave you no bet­ter off than you were before you bought them, worse off in fact, for hav­ing spent the $19.95 on a book that promised the world but deliv­ered nothing?

Have you been suck­ered into fork­ing out your hard earned dol­lars for prod­ucts that had attrac­tive pack­ag­ing only to find that the prod­uct inside fell apart after one use?

Are you sick of politi­cians tak­ing advan­tage of you, mak­ing promises they can’t keep, all the while fill­ing their pock­ets with pub­lic funds, money that should have been spent on hos­pi­tals and schools?

Do you want to do some­thing about it?

Well here’s the book for you.

World dom­i­na­tion is not easy. Many peo­ple have tried to rule the world. Few have suc­ceeded. Those who suc­ceed are immor­talised in poems, songs and stat­ues, revered by many and laughed at by none. Those who failed are despised, ridiculed and often end up dead, evil despots sel­dom live long lives.

Tak­ing over the world is obvi­ously not an easy task. There are snares that many would be world lead­ers have fallen into, hur­dles that oth­ers have fallen at after strong starts and obsta­cles to over­come at every turn.

This is a seven step guide to any would be monarch, guar­an­teed to at least set you on the right path to glory and unimag­in­able power.

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