To cel­e­brate the Bris­bane Zom­bie Walk (which hap­pened today) I thought I’d post eleven great zom­bie things from around the inter­webs. But before I begin — the ABC is releas­ing all its footage and pho­tos of the Zom­bie Walk into the open source ether through a ser­vice called pool.org.au which looks pretty cool.

“ABC is build­ing an online ‘town square’ for all Aus­tralians. Pool is a col­lab­o­ra­tive space where audi­ences become ‘co-creators’.  It’s a place to share and talk about cre­ative work — music, pho­tos, videos, doc­u­men­taries, inter­views, ani­ma­tions and more.”

But now. The zombies.

Some peo­ple are so scared of the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse they’re pre­emp­tively screen­print­ing their black four wheel dri­ves just so peo­ple know who to turn to…

I see trees of green, undead zom­bies too, I look around and think… well, I’ll leave watch­ing this to you…

Shoot­ing zom­bies with shot­guns is the best way to get rid of them… but to do that you’ll need some tar­get prac­tice. Which is why it’s lucky that this com­pany called law enforce­ment tar­gets has tar­gets you can use down at the shoot­ing range…

If you want to plot your strat­egy using Lego men on a model of your city then you’ll need an accu­rate ren­di­tion of your zom­bie fight­ing weapons — and BrickArms has you cov­ered.

In the event that zom­bies are over­run­ning the planet you might need a deter­rent. Give the other zom­bies the impres­sion that your house is already undead meat and they’ll head next door…

You can use one of these orna­ments. Or several.

If zom­bies do take over the world then you’re going to have to learn how to get ahead in life. Your career in the new zom­bie world is going to depend on your man-eat-man approach to life. Which is where this book comes in…

Churches won’t really be safe in a zom­poca­lypse. Gath­er­ings of peo­ple will be too much like a buf­fet. Decapo­lis has you sorted with a nice approach to your devo­tional life…

“Dur­ing a zom­bie attack, it’s really easy to be anx­ious. Zom­bies want your brain, and you prob­a­bly would like to keep it for your­self. Yes, you have to think about phys­i­cal stuff like, “Where’s the shot­gun,” and “aim for the head,” but beneath all sit­u­a­tions is a spir­i­tual level.
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You have to be able to point to some­thing God has actu­ally said if you are to have a real peace.

RO 8:28 And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called accord­ing to his purpose.

Ah! There’s a promise God made. I can point to that verse and go, “Hey, I believe that promise.”

Now think of the things that make you anx­ious and replace “in all things” with your situation…

And we know that dur­ing zom­bie attacks God works for the good of those who love him.”

This one is gone — but there’ll be a new mar­ket for zom­bie teddy bears and toys — this one sold for $89 on ebay.

And then there’s the mat­ter of wardrobe. These ones come via t-shirt rater.

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Author: Nathan Campbell

Nathan runs St Eutychus. He is currently a student at the Queensland Theological College. In a previous professional life he worked in public relations for an economic development and tourism marketing organisation. He is married to Robyn. He likes coffee and the internet.

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