Presumed innocent → St. Eutychus

Posted by: Nathan Campbell | Thursday, 9 April 2009, 22:05 | Category : Consciousness, Culture

Our legal system is built on the presumption of innocence. Things would be pretty messy if we changed things around — we’d have to lock up everybody facing criminal charges — and then who would handle our baggage at the airport or stimulate the economy by buying motorbikes and parts… It’s a central principle of life in a liberal democracy. And yet it is thrown completely out the window in one social occasion — the transaction that takes place when a man buys flowers from any retailer. There’s the same awkward banter between said male and the (generally) female store clerk… Every time. Or at least every time I buy flowers. Maybe I just look guilty. It’s always a variation of this theme:

Salesperson: “So, what have you done wrong?”

As though I would only be buying flowers to atone for wrongdoings. As though a $14 bunch of colourful flora is an appropriate act to win my redemption. It’s presumed guilt. Perhaps I just want points in the bank in case I do something wrong in the future, or maybe my motives are completely altruistic. This response is prejudice at its most banal — and up with this I shall not put. Not any more.

Author: Nathan Campbell

Nathan runs St Eutychus. He is currently a student at the Queensland Theological College. In a previous professional life he worked in public relations for an economic development and tourism marketing organisation. He is married to Robyn. He likes coffee and the internet.

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Andrew

wrote on 10 April 2009 at 9:02

I don’t mean to be pedantic but did you really buy a $14 bunch of colourful fauna? But I agree, there is no presumption of innocence when it comes to buying flowers.
2

queenstuss

wrote on 10 April 2009 at 10:46

hmm… I’m sure Robyn would really appreciate a bunch of little furry animals… especially colourful ones…
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Nathan

wrote on 10 April 2009 at 11:45

Good point both of you — but now thanks to the power of editing I look smart and you look like geese. Which are fauna.

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