David Thorne, from 27bslash6, is up to his old antics once again. This time he’s ter­ror­is­ing a real estate agent. And I think we can all agree that real estate agents deserve it. Par­tic­u­larly because inspec­tions are a pain and their need to come back again and again bor­ders on voyeurism…

So I enjoyed this…

The email exchange after that report begins like this…

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednes­day 30 Sep­tem­ber 2009 6.04pm
To: Peter Williams
Sub­ject: Inspec­tion Report

Dear Peter,
Thankyou for the sur­prise inspec­tion and invi­ta­tion to par­tic­i­pate in the next. I appre­ci­ate you under­lin­ing the text at the bot­tom of the page which I would oth­er­wise have surely mis­taken for part of the nat­ural pat­tern in the paper. I was going to clean the apart­ment but had so many things on my ‘to do’ list that I decided to treat them all equally and draw pic­tures of sharks instead. I have attached one for your hon­est appraisal.

I have read through your list of chores and intend to rec­tify the sit­u­a­tion by wrap­ping my entire body in eigh­teen rolls of super absorbent Thick’n’thirsty® paper tow­els, hos­ing down the apart­ment, then rolling around on the floor and rub­bing myself up and down walls. I will cover the more stub­born marks with Liq­uid Paper. I will also get back to you in regards to the premises being inspected in another two weeks, my agree­ment to do so will depend on avail­abil­ity and not want­ing to.

Regards, David.

And it ends like this… read every­thing in between here. His site con­tains a fair bit of mate­r­ial that may offend though, so I wouldn’t click around too much if you’re the eas­ily offended type…
From: David Thorne
Date: Fri­day 02 Octo­ber 2009 10.36am
To: Peter Williams
Sub­ject: Nom nom nom

Author: Nathan Campbell

Nathan runs St Eutychus. He is currently a student at the Queensland Theological College. In a previous professional life he worked in public relations for an economic development and tourism marketing organisation. He is married to Robyn. He likes coffee and the internet.

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