Ten of their best

Here are my ten favourite assump­tions, insults, and accu­sa­tions thrown at me by PZ Myer’s angry horde.

  1. That I chose to use the word “seem” in the title because I don’t think athe­ists are capa­ble of being nice.
  2. That the “curiosi­ties” col­umn cre­ates rev­enue for me/is adver­tis­ing and I wrote this post in order to receive the atten­tion I did.
  3. That I would cen­sor com­ments, or that I was doing so, because I was scared of criticism.
  4. That I would hatch a con­spir­acy the­ory regard­ing my site’s demise and blame athe­ist hackers.
  5. That no Chris­t­ian has ever read any­thing about the for­ma­tion of the Bible or church his­tory and that we are com­pletely unaware of crit­i­cism of that process.
  6. That noise = vic­tory and silence = an admis­sion of defeat.
  7. That if God exists human moral­ity should still trump moral­ity as ordained by God.
  8. That just because they’ve given a name to a school of thought… and their philo­soph­i­cal lead­ers have rebutted it… every­one should fall into line and stop using argu­ments they dis­agree with.
  9. That no Chris­t­ian knows how to use the Old Tes­ta­ment, or deal with dif­fi­cult philo­soph­i­cal posi­tions cre­ated by a God soci­ety does not agree with.
  10. That athe­ist schol­ar­ship regard­ing the Bible and Chris­tian­ity is more objec­tive than Chris­t­ian or inde­pen­dent scholarship.
  1. 1

    Horde not hoard…

    Here was me think­ing that you’d had a nice relax­ing hol­i­day so you wanted to kick start your brain by pick­ing a mas­sive fight…

    Also: on the curiosi­ties col­umn — like it a lot but you need a bit more added, because that poo can is start­ing to dis­turb me and gets funny looks at work…

    I have an addic­tion with these … right now obviously


  2. 2
    Nathan

    Horde not hoard…”

    Indeed. Though I blame the gastro.


  3. 3
    Nathan

    a sup­ply or fund stored up and often hid­den away”

    Though that could equally apply.


  4. 4
    Stephen

    Aw, you missed many good ones, like “You’re evil, but I won’t explain to you why because you lack the intel­lec­tual abil­ity to under­stand, and you’re evil”.


  5. 5

    It’s com­ments like that that make me not want to even both with athe­ists like that. I tend to think, if some­one is so very stu­pid as to believe Chris­tians don’t know what to do with the OT, or know noth­ing about the for­ma­tion of the bible, chances are they’ll be too stu­pid (or pur­posely igno­rant) to come up with intel­li­gent and legit­i­mate answers.

    (NB: For any athe­ists read­ing this com­ment, I’m not say­ing ALL athe­ists are like that. Just the ones that make the com­ments Nathan listed.)


  6. 6

    This bs actu­ally made it into the Google News search, so I had to write about it. Enjoy:

    http://themalevolentcapybara.blogspot.com/2009/09/when-good-idea-becomes-great-idea.html

    PS. Do you think when the Japan­ese were being melted into the side­walk dur­ing their abrupt end of WWII that they cared what God we believed in? Athe­ists like to blame Reli­gion for any­thing bad that’s hap­pened in his­tory and tell us all about how cool Sci­ence is. Some­how I think those Japan­ese might see it a bit dif­fer­ently. Go go Science!


  7. 7
    Nathan

    HI MC,

    Love the post.

    Where do I find this on Google News?


  8. 8
    David

    Five things that would make me care what an Athe­ist thinks.” — don’t say you weren’t tempted!


  9. 9

    #10 irks me so much. It’s so often the way when an appar­ent con­tra­dic­tion or objec­tion­able pas­sage is high­lighted. Proper exe­ge­sis is applied and shown to resolve the prob­lem and then one gets accused of being ‘slip­pery’. There is always an assump­tion that their inter­pre­ta­tion is the right one and they can­not be corrected.

    What do you mean by #8?


  10. 10
    Nathan

    @Andrew — 8 refers to the fact that the athe­ist poster­boys have pub­licly cri­tiqued stuff like pascal’s wager so now if you use any thing that sounds like it they claim your argu­ment has been dis­cred­ited and is of no value. That’s just one example.


  11. 11

    In the Google News, there’s a Spot­light arti­cle sec­tion. PZ Myers’ post Advice for athe­ists? was there, then in that post is a link to yours.


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