Twhighlight.

Yes. I spelt it twhigh­light on pur­pose. That is because i want to high­light some issues i have with the twi­light series. Firstly, I have only read book one, so these may not be as well informed as oth­ers will know. But i am not sure why a trashy teen with poor plot line and ter­ri­ble char­ac­ter devel­op­ment has man­aged to become such a hit. And peo­ple who hint that this may be the mod­ern day Romeo and Juli­ette should read Romeo and Juli­ette — shame on you all. Poor Shake­speare. Any­way, first of all, i take issue to a book where the only rea­son i have to like a guy is their stun­ning good looks. Sec­ondly, this same guy is 90 some­thing years old but likes a 17 year old girl. Thirdly, this guy only likes the girl because he cant read her mind. That is weird right? He has some power/control issues. Fourthly, this guy may not eat humans (hey I like that in a guy too), but i am not sure why it is good that he eats raw deer instead…attractive i think not. Fifth, so the teenagers fall in love. This takes about 7/8th of the book then right at the end evil vam­pires are added to be saved from…what odd plot devel­op­ment. Finally, mov­ing to the movie now i would like to point out that Robert Pat­tin­son is a per­son, not a vam­pire. He is actu­ally an actor — they pre­tend to be other peo­ple. I cant under­stand why girls around the world have for­got­ten this con­cept of peo­ple act­ing char­ac­ters, espe­cially of the myth­i­cal vari­ety. He can­not bite you and make you a vam­pire so please stop with the Bite Me Robert busi­ness, its an embar­rass­ment to female-kind.

That is all.
I’ll keep you posted.
(my next post will be about leg­gings not being pants — another issue i would like to rant about).

  1. 1
    Amy

    The recent news story about teenage girls chas­ing RPattz around with bleed­ing necks where they had cut them­selves was the pin­na­cle for me. Dis­turb­ing on so many lev­els. And yes, embar­rass­ing.

    That’s funny. I ranted about the leg­gings as pants issue the other day…
    http://adventuresofamyandtim.wordpress.com/2009/07/28/crimes-of-fashion/


  2. 2
    Leah

    Hmmmm.

    I like Twi­light, but I’m no rabid fan or any­thing. It is embar­rass­ing the way some girls act. But in point form…

    Dis­agree­ments

    1. I tried read­ing Romeo and Juliet once. And failed. It was bor­ing.
    2. Edward doesn’t like Bella sim­ply because he can’t read her mind. That is what first intrigued him, yes. But most mar­ried cou­ples will tell you that what first intrigued them about their spouse is not why they now love him/her.
    3. Eat­ing deer… well, he’s a vam­pire. So it sounds like your prob­lem is that she’d fall in love with a vam­pire? (Don’t worry, I’d agree — I have that Face­book bumper­sticker that says “I don’t care how roman­tic it is, falling in love with a vam­pire is STUPID”.)
    4. Bella doesn’t love Edward just for his good looks… although it does play a sig­nif­i­cant part
    5. The char­ac­ter devel­op­ment is actu­ally pretty fan­tas­tic. It’s what redeems the bad sto­ry­line. I don’t know a lot of Twi­light fans, but most of the ones I do LOVE the Cullen fam­ily but would be happy get­ting rid of the stu­pid love storyline.

    Agree­ments

    1. There are some bizarrely stu­pid girls out there
    2. The ‘sig­nif­i­cant part’ I alluded to in Point 4 above
    3. Power/control issues… you have no idea. Read New Moon and Eclipse, it gets worse. You might have heard that in New Moon Edward is actu­ally absent for most of it. Then he came back at the end. All these rabid Edward-fangirls on Face­book put up bumper­stick­ers say­ing “My favourite part of New Moon was when Edward came back”. I have one say­ing “My favourite part of New Moon was when Edward came back LEFT!” (Hope the html works, I can’t remem­ber if Nathan’s com­ments allow it or not.) I *might* be one of those rebel­lious ‘Team Jacob’ girls… >_> (coz he treats her about 50 times bet­ter than Edward does.)
    4. Bad sto­ry­line… well, it’s badly writ­ten.
    5. LEGGINGS. Leg­gings are fine under skirts/dresses but NOT AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR PANTS.


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