Vampires and Mormons

Here’s an inter­est­ing arti­cle sug­gest­ing that Twi­light is basi­cally an apolo­getic for Mor­mon the­ol­ogy.

Twi­light is essen­tially .an alle­gory of one gen­tile seeker’s com­ing to the full­ness of Latter-day Saint faith and life. Bella, though, as Mrs. Meyer’s stand-in, is also a mod­ern Amer­i­can woman who strug­gles with Edward’s patron­iz­ing misog­yny and over-protectiveness. Her mind is the only one in the book not open to him, which serves both as an indi­ca­tion of her rev­er­en­tial reserve towards him as God or prophet and her resis­tance to being totally sub­ject to him. Though devoted to and in love with him, she sounds notes through­out the series that reflect some­thing like feminism.”

Here’s an exam­ple of Mor­mon the­ol­ogy appear­ing in one of the books.

“A core genealog­i­cal belief of Mor­mons is that Native Amer­i­cans are the descen­dants of Abra­ham through the chil­dren of Lehi. But in sev­eral arti­cles writ­ten in 2002 and 2003, LDS anthro­pol­o­gist Thomas W. Mur­phy has argued that DNA stud­ies show “no inti­mate genetic link … between ancient Israelites and the indige­nous peo­ples of the Americas—much less within the time frame sug­gested by the BoMor [Book of Mormon].”

Mrs. Meyer’s answer to this sci­en­tific chal­lenge to her faith comes in the cli­max of Break­ing Dawn. The Vol­turi have come to the Cul­lens’ Moun­tain Meadow for a show­down with the “veg­e­tar­i­ans” and their allies, and it looks very bad for the lat­ter. What saves them from the vampire-papists is an inver­sion of the genet­ics argu­ment against the Book of Mor­mon rev­e­la­tion: The Cul­lens are saved by the ex machina appear­ance of a South Amer­i­can abo­rig­ine whose DNA proves that the Mor­mon vam­pires are telling the truth. Genet­ics isn’t the enemy; it’s the savior.”

I sus­pect Mor­mon evan­ge­lism would work bet­ter if they bit their prey and infected them with some sort of ter­ri­ble disease.

I can’t under­stand how the reli­gion gains trac­tion any­where but in the United States where I think it can be explained as a case of mis­placed patriotism.

Any­way, here’s a lit­tle pic­ture I drew of a Mor­mon mis­sion­ary Twi­light style. Any­body got a num­ber for Blade?

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    Cur­rent LDS teach­ing is that Lehi’s group are AMONG the ances­tors of Native Amer­i­cans, not THE ances­tors of them. Mor­mon schol­ar­ship has been argu­ing a small geog­ra­phy for the Book of Mor­mon, no larger than Guatemala, on an already-populated con­ti­nent for almost 100 years now.

    Yet the DNA stud­ies attack a folk-doctrine of a continent-wide Book of Mor­mon geog­ra­phy that has been out of style for a long time now.

    Once you limit the geog­ra­phy, DNA cri­tiques of the Book of Mor­mon essen­tially fall apart.

    Granger’s arti­cle was a mess. He basi­cally seemed to be com­ing from the posi­tion of “let’s see how many Evan­gel­i­cal stereo­types of Mor­mons I can fit into this article.”


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