That’s right. If you’re a Christian man stand up and be counted… the urinal is the new circumcision…
Speaking of urinals… funny story. I was at the football a couple of weeks ago, and I had a beer. Football beer in plastic cups gives me the hiccups. Two beers consumed within the space of a game gives me the need to use the facilities. So I did. I took my place at the (incredibly efficient Suncorp Stadium) urinal and the guy next to me hiccuped. A millisecond later I hiccuped too. I hope he didn’t think I was mocking him. I’d hate for someone to turn around mid stream at a urinal thinking they had been mocked…
Oh, and if you’re a girl – don’t wear pants – it’s skirts and dresses only. That’s how it was in Biblical times.
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I’ve seen the pisseth against the wall clip many times, but the other is new to me and… gold!
I wear skirts often. Is that good enough?
I think I’ve worked it out: the original Bible text was the Old King James version, and it was written for a 19th century American audience.
So what was the deal before trousers were invented?
men had short hair
unless the Turin Shroud is anything to go by.. Maybe, though, that was why Samson was so angry: someone called him a big girl?