Everyone needs a few low cost, low effort recipes for cases of extreme emergency. This blog provides enough “bachelor” meals to last a life time of apathetic Saturdays. Having survived a number of housemates – and having had to occasionally resort to whipping up postmodern culinary masterpiece (the Blue Poles of the kitchen).
I was going to post a couple of my recent experimental meals for your enjoyment – because like in art (including music) experimental cooking leads to innovation for those of you who don’t share the creative bent.
So here are my 3 current favourites – note 2 are fairly similar in basic design principals.
Baked Bean Ravioli Surprise
Serves 4
A dish from the Lorimer school of cheffery – so named because chef’s were surprised and delighted when the dish proved edible – and even eatable – edible of course only implying that it will not do you harm.
Ingredients
1 500 gram tin of Baked Beans
1 500 gram packet of Ravioli
Cheese
Method
Prepare a saucepan full of boiling water
Add Ravioli
Stir until soft
Warm baked beans in second saucepan
Drain water from ravioli
mix baked beans and ravioli
add cheese
eat.
Mallownut Delight
Serves 1
Delightful blend of flavouring – can be prepared successfully without the nutella. Like a toasted marshmallow – with a protective breadlike cover.
Ingredients
4 slices white bread
a handful of marshmallows
nutella – or hazelnut spread substitute
Method
Liberally spread bread slices with hazelnut spread
Slice marshmallows and add to bread
Add slices of bread to toasted sandwich maker
heat – watch carefully as sandwiches have a tendency to leak. Marhsmallow is a bugger to clean off the sandwich toaster.
Serve hot.
Toasted Marswich
Serves 1
There’s nothing sandy about this concoction – a guaranteed winner that will whet your appetite and delight your taste buds.
Ingredients
2 Slices of bread
1 Mars Bar
Method
Slice Mars Bar
Place on Bread evenly
Toast in toasted sandwich maker
Serve hot.
If you have any great (bad) recipes – feel free to add them. Or even suggest terrible alternatives to my three dishes. With the Christmas Season approaching these are surefire ways to successfully entertain guests – or even for a night alone in front of the TV.
Comments
There are aspects of the marswhich that make me very interested.
(ie- the chocolate part.)
There are aspects that make me go “Ew, gross.”
(ie- the toasted bread *with* the chocolate.)
There are aspects that make me want to try it.
(ie- my stupid curiosity…)
Deb instant mashed potatoe is a good one- can be used many different ways. One of my fav. is a fish pie.
Take one tin of flavoured tuna place it at the bottom of a baking dish. Make up a packet of Deb and place it on top of the fish with a little added salt. Top with cheese and bake. For the truely povo get unflavoured homebrand tuna and add Macca pkt of BBQ sauce (35c)
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