Preparing for the Zompocalypse

It’s just not right to let math­e­mati­cians have all the fun. Espe­cially when it comes to mod­el­ing the impend­ing Zom­bie Apoc­a­lypse. So this polit­i­cal sci­en­tist jumped on the zom­bie band­wagon — which I imag­ine looks some­thing like the truck at the end of Shaun of the Dead, or a rusty ute… but I digress. This Polsci (that, like zom­poca­lypse, is a port­man­teau (which is a cool word but a crap way to name a church plant­ing move­ment… I’m just say­ing…)) has explored the var­i­ous pos­si­bil­i­ties of post zom­bie polit­cal fall out. Here’s the neo­con response…

“While the threat might be exis­ten­tial, accom­mo­da­tion or recog­ni­tion are not options. Instead, neo­cons would quickly gear up an aggres­sive response to ensure human hege­mony. How­ever, the response would likely be to invade and occupy the cen­tral state in the zombie-affected area. After cre­at­ing a human out­post in that place, humans in neigh­bor­ing zombie-affected coun­tries would be inspired to rise up and over­throw their own zom­bie over­lords. Alas, while this could hap­pen, a more likely out­cone would be that, after the ini­tial “Mis­sion Accom­plished” ban­ner had been raised, a fresh wave of zom­bies would rise up, enmesh­ing the ini­tial land­ing force — which went in too light and was drawn down too quickly — in a pro­tracted, bloody stalemate.”

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