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The Txt Commandments

Posted by: Nathan Campbell | Friday, 1 January 2010, 13:34 | Category : Christianity, Communication

I have a real prob­lem with the way SMS lan­guage has gar­bled Eng­lish. But the gen­er­a­tion below me — iGen — or what­ever they’re called — are con­tent to con­duct any writ­ten com­mu­ni­ca­tion in that form. So I’m glad I found this list of the “text com­mand­ments”…

It’s pretty brilliant.

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok — ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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  1. 1
    Leah
    wrote on 3 January 2010 at 9:31

    I wouldn’t have under­stood some of those if it weren’t for the fact I knew they were the 10 commandments.

    Espe­cially con­fus­ing because “bf” is com­monly used as “boyfriend”, haha… which made “dnt ogle ur bf’s m8” bizarre for a moment…


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