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I love cof­fee. You may have picked up on that. I think good cof­fee is the back­bone of civilised soci­ety. I write about cof­fee a lot, it even has its own cat­e­gory. I also own a stu­pidly large cof­fee machine that I am happy to make avail­able for events (at a rea­son­able price) and I roast cof­fee beans which I am happy to pro­vide for you (also at a rea­son­able price).


Roasting

I cur­rently buy my green beans from Min­istry Grounds — a co-op run by Neil Atwood, a youth min­is­ter in the Blue Moun­tains. Green beans are incred­i­bly cheap — a quar­ter of the price of roasted beans from spe­cialty roast­ers or super­mar­kets. Freshly roasted cof­fee is also expo­nen­tially greater than stuff bought in a supermarket.

I rec­om­mend roast­ing your own beans — you can do it using a pop­corn maker, for two years I roasted mine in a bread­maker with a heat gun, all you need is heat and agi­ta­tion. If you can’t roast your own beans then the next best thing (both eco­nom­i­cally and in terms of qual­ity) is to buy them from some­one who does. If you’re in Bris­bane I am happy to sup­ply beans at very rea­son­able rates (price varies depend­ing on the vari­ety). If you’re else­where I’m also happy to mail beans around the coun­try — at your cost (postage wise).

I offer dis­counted rates to churches look­ing for a steady sup­ply of cof­fee beans or fel­low QTC stu­dents. Order your cof­fee using the form below:

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Cof­fee Order

Please sub­mit one form per bean vari­ety — I will email you to con­firm pay­ment details on sin­gle or mul­ti­ple orders.

Bean Vari­ety:

 “Ethiopian Yir­gach­effe (an acidic cit­rusy bean that is my per­sonal favourite) ($20 p/kg)” “Colom­bian Corcego Estate Supremo (an earthy, choco­laty bean) ($20 p/kg)” “Brazil­ian “Sun­rise” Daterra (pre­vi­ous Daterra beans have been sweet and caramelly) ($20 p/kg)” “Swiss Water Decaf (it’s decaf, it tastes like cof­fee) ($25 p/kg)”

Quan­tity:

Beans will be roasted to order — larger vol­umes may be sub­ject to avail­abil­ity (I should be able to source new beans within a cou­ple of days).

Deliv­ery Option:
 Pick Up (if you see me reg­u­larly)  Postage

Postage costs will vary based on vol­ume or distance.

Pay­ment Option (Pay­pal pos­si­bly com­ing soon):
 Cash on Deliv­ery Bank Deposit

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Book my ser­vices
Is your church hold­ing an event that would ben­e­fit from great cof­fee? Are you hav­ing a party? I have a 3 group com­mer­cial machine avail­able for hire for events in the Bris­bane area. It comes com­plete with a Macap M4 grinder, beans, and (if required) the ser­vices of a friendly barista (that would be me). Hire is sub­ject to avail­abil­ity and at a rea­son­able rate to be nego­ti­ated based on the type of event and the num­ber of peo­ple attend­ing. If you are inter­ested in book­ing my machine and my ser­vices for your event please fill in this form.

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Date of func­tion

Func­tion details — num­ber of peo­ple, where, when

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Eutychus was a young man who fell to his death because the Apostle Paul preached for too long (Acts 20). I've decided to canonise Eutychus and make him the patron saint of my dalliances around the Internet.

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