Month: November 2008

Weaving a web of success

The spider drawing story I posted last week now has a fitting conclusion. The picture, originally valued at $233.95 by its creator has "sold" on eBay for $15,000. I say "sold" because I think the chance the buyer will honour the deal is not high. From ninemsn:

"After the exchange hit inboxes, the “original” drawing was put up for sale on eBay by a Swedish man.

"David Thorne was … kind enough to give the spider to me," eBay user “Andreas” says.

"However, this spider is driving me nuts. Also he's lacking a leg and thus is useless to me."

The listing shows there were 18 bids for the drawing, with a starting price of $233.95, and that it was sold for US$10,000 ($15,000)."

Laying the smack down

This is a stupid story. I was smacked as a child. Sometimes hard enough to leave a mark. I have nothing but respect for my parents for the way they disciplined me. I think I'm a better person for it. What is a father to do? His seven year old son wandered off at night and he found him in a park – so he smacked him, telling him not to do it again. And he gets arrested thanks to a "concerned onlooker" – the boy clearly deserved a smack on the bum – so obviously do the legislators and police force who perpetuate this nanny state – Supernanny would be all for smacking that kid…

Cheque your emotions

My hatred of emoticons knows no bounds and has been documented previously. They are bad. They are for lazy writers – they are an exclamation mark taken to a new low. So the idea of a USB keyboard dedicated to emoticons just makes me feel empty inside. Those who are interested may like to know that they can be removed from the keyboard and worn as jewelry.

Bajca’s (the company) designer says:

Bajca’s idea arise from connecting deeply the virtual with the real life. Bajca is the instrument that ” make real” the emotion- a digital translation of every sensation- telling the story of everyday life; spoken, touched and wearn every day.

I say :(. No word yet on how much these will set you back financially – socially they’ll be crippling.

walldrop number 4

Thank you for your message.  People often write to us about words they have devised, and I am afraid our response is very dull.  Before we can even think about drafting a dicttionary entry for a new word, we need a large body of published evidence showing that it has been in widespread and sustained use over a period of at least five years.  We are slow to add words to the full Oxford English Dictionary Online, because once added they are never deleted.

You can read more about what is involved at http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq (see ‘Will you put in my new word?’ in the Dictionaries section).  I shall certainly record your contribution in our files, but cannot promise that it will result in an entry.

Margot Charlton

Oxford English Dictionary

Milestones

Interesting fact – while importing my blog into WordPress (I’m still toying with making the move but am thinking it needs to be done properly to a wordpress.org site rather than a wordpress.com blog) I noticed that today I hit 300 posts, and 2000 comments. My comment to post ratio is still reasonably good – but most of them are from posts a while ago. That seems worthy of some sort of celebration. I think I’ll go home and play some Bomberman on the N64 which arrived in the mail today from eBay.

Walldrop number 3

It turns out urbandictionary.com already has a “walldrop” which is a backdrop featuring a wall. The only way to guarantee my much better definition is for you all to go here and vote down this definition.

Walldrop number 2

I am so taken with my new word that I’ve submitted it to the Oxford English Dictionary… my chances of success are less than good.

Here is the email I sent:

Dear Oxford English Dictionary Editor (or whomever reads this correspondence),

I wish to submit a new word for your consideration.

The rise of Facebook and other social networking hubs has, I believe, created a new sphere of voyeurism whereby readers are able to secretly observe the conversations of their friends via the Facebook element known as “the wall”. As “eavesdropping” was so named for listening to the conversations of others through the “eaves”, I submit the following word and definition:

Walldrop:
intr.v., -dropped, -drop·ping, -drops.

To read the conversations of others on Facebook

Etymology – derived from eavesdrop

Best regards,

Nathan Campbell
Corporate Communications Executive

I included my title because it makes me sound impressively wordy.

Just to ensure some modicum of success I also submitted my word to urbandictionary.com which goes as close to guaranteeing inclusion as possible. I’ll let you know how the campaign goes.

Walldropping

Walldrop:
intr.v., -dropped, -drop·ping, -drops.

1. To read the conversations of others on Facebook

2. To fall off a wall eg – Humpty Dumpty

I don’t know about you – but Facebook awakens my inner voyeur – I think walldropping is a good new word to describe using the “wall to wall” link to peer into other people’s conversations.

You heard it here first people. Remember that. I don’t think you get royalties for coining new words. Coining is therefore an inappropriate word to describe the creation of new words.

Rudd’s speech writer issued new vocabulary

Stop Press. BBC News is reporting on the 20 most annoying conversational cliches – coming soon to a Prime Minister’s address near you…

Warning signs


This fully posable warning sign finally allows you to warn others of the perils of your mastery of obscure strains of martial arts. Otherwise it’s completely useless.

Milking the debate

My ongoing investigation into milk prices continues. My research reveals a shocking fact. Milk costs about the same to produce per litre as petrol – and yet we still pay significantly more at the Servo.

To begin my research on the matter I first contacted Ben, my economics consultant, who said the following:

“It probably costs more to produce/transport (I’m no milkologist, so i don’t know about this for sure), at any particular time there is only a certain supply of milk, so it is open to general market forces, you demand less milk than petrol, so the marginal utility you gain at 1 litre of milk is vastly lower than that of petrol.

Really, they are totally different items. People who think that comparing the price of milk to petrol will reveal some holy grail of pricing failure are retards.”

Not content to be left in the retard basket I pursued the issue with expanded economic factors…

If scarcity is a factor though surely the ease in which milk can be created as opposed to fuel should make the supply side of the equation the larger side and lower the price – also the fact that milk has a much shorter shelf life should keep the price low because retailers can’t afford to hang on to it? Shouldn’t it? Milk is expensive – it’s about $2 a litre if you buy it from a servo – and around $1.25 from a Supermarket – it can’t cost that much to produce – all you need is a cow and some grass – I assume too, that a cow, being an appreciating asset (as long as it’s getting fatter) has a net cost of zero to the farmer.

It can’t possibly cost more to squeeze a cow’s nipple than to extract crude oil from the ground and refine it into petrol. Isn’t part of the deal with oil pricing that there’s a central pricing body who make the call based on available supply, future supply and market conditions? Surely milk has an almost infinite future supply and ample current supply, and pretty consistent, steady demand. Unless there’s a sudden spike in demand for milk products like ice cream and milkshakes… There shouldn’t be any inefficiencies in its production created by fluctuations in the market and it shouldn’t cost more than petrol.

Its carbon footprint is an issue because Cows produce methane so I guess emissions trading will also impact on milk pricing.

Ben says I have it all wrong:

“Cows apparently cost a lot to upkeep. Cows also are relatively labour intensive per litre. Milk requires handling up to health and saftety standards, specific packaging, refrigeration. sure, pumping oil out of the ground is expensive, but they can pull out a million litres with only a few personnel and throw it in a ship and take it places. Sure it has to be refined, but i wouldn’t be surprised if fuel refinement is about on par costwise with milk refinement, if not cheaper.”

Not content to let my research die at a secondary source – I decided to pursue details from the primary producers. I found the following:

“Milk prices paid to farmers are determined on the basis of milkfat, protein and volume:

Payment = milk fat ($/kg) + protein ($/kg) – volume charge (c/L)”

According to the current figures Milk farmers receive about 44c per litre of milk – and $5.80 per kilo of Milk solids (milk fat and protein). I’m not sure why the volume charge is subtracted… but that’s a separate issue. Milk it seems costs 44c per transaction in the initial purchasing stage. It must then be processed, bottled, and distributed to the retailer.

Milk prices, assuming you haven’t visited that link above, are set to rise this year due to the following factors:

“The Australian Bureau of Agriculture and Resource Economics (ABARE) expects that milk prices will continue to rise through to 2008-09 (Outlook Conference, 2007):

  • High prices in recent years have been driven by constraints to growth in the three main exporters (EU, NZ & Aust.) at a time of rising global demand
  • The current drought in Australia will limit total production in 2006-07 and 2007-08
  • Poor seasonal conditions have also been evident in New Zealand
  • There has been heat and drought in the EU, and CAP reforms have reduced incentives to produce milk
  • On the other hand increased supplies are expected from emerging exporters such as Argentina and the Ukraine, while China’s dairy production (mainly for domestic consumption) continues to rise”

This UK site estimates average cost per litre of milk at about 13.7 pence per litre – that’s not taking into account the milk solid production.

Costs of production of milk are actually decreasing. And the average Tasmanian cow (which I assume is similar to the average Australian cow) produces 386kg of milk solids – and each cow produces about $1,488 worth of milk and milk solids while costing $1,196 to maintain (on a 250 cow farm).

So, that’s all quite long winded – but basically the farmer is selling the milk at 44c per litre – and being looked after in the process. The extra 80 cents (at least) is being added by the retailers and others. The government currently levies 11c per litre – but that’s all set to change. Good to see the Rudd Government doing something about this issue.

The whole debate (in my mind) centres on whether the production costs of milk and petrol are comparible – I am assuming that the transport/bottling/refining costs are within the ballpark of each other – refrigeration should be cancelled out by the distance fuel is transported etc…

So these guys put the average price of production of a litre of fuel at 25-50c. Another UK site suggests the cost of producing fuel accounts for about 32% of the total cost per litre. The cost of production of a litre of milk accounts for about 35% of the total price based on the regular retail price of $1.25 per litre. So it’s Servos that sell milk for $2 a litre or more that are really jacking up the price – and for this they should be held accountable. The figures don’t lie. Milk is where the Service Stations are guilty of price gouging.

Unfortunately I promised Paul I’d only make interesting posts after he added me to his RSS reader. I lied.

Let your light shine…

I’m all for “letting your light shine” for Jesus at Christmas – it’s what the Holy day is for. But this Christmas light product produced for the American market to share their “burning” desire for Jesus during the festive season will no doubt be welcomed by an altogether different sector of the community.

Klan meetings can now be called with just the flick of a switch – saves money on all that fuel, and reduces the chance of those pesky white robes catching fire.

The End

Not in a dramatic “last post” sense – but this Flickr set contains end scenes from movies.

Useful for all your punctuating needs I guess…


EDIT: Hopefully fixed the link for Dan. And others. Enjoy.

Got milk?


Why is it that milk costs more per litre than petrol? In my understanding it’s completely renewable. It’s not like we’re approaching “peak milk”, with ever dwindling supplies to satiate our growing thirst for our rampant consumer driven lifestyles… It’s a travesty I say.
And something must be done. There’s your cause of inflation right there – especially with fuel prices back down around the $1.10 per litre mark.

Represent

When you vote what are you voting for? The best decision maker/legislator or the best person – hoping that they’ll make the rightest decisions?

Ben says:

“Members of parliament are there to legislate (although their roles are creeping further and further in to the executive, which is just further reason to reform our governmental structure). The representatives role is to set legislation for the nation, and their logic and rational and justification should reflect this, each acting in an individual capacity.”

I lean towards appointing the best person for the job – and don’t necessarily include “decision making” in that judgement. But party politics, and the rarity of conscience voting may make it a moot point. Your thoughts?