Hillary Clinton only has to kill four people – then pardon herself – to be the next President of the United States. The Huffington Post has the order of succession as follows:
PRESIDENTIAL LINE OF SUCCESSION (Obama Administration)
- Joe Biden (Vice President and President of Senate)
- Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House)
- Robert Byrd (Senate President Pro Tempore)
- Hillary Clinton (State)
- Timothy Geithner (Treasury)
- Robert Gates (Defense)
- Eric Holder (Justice)
- TBD (Interior)
- TBD (Agriculture)
- Bill Richardson (Commerce)
She better watch out though, that Timothy Geithner is a mean looking son of a gun.