Category: Curiosities

A shirt to wear in Hamsterdam

This is an actual invention. It is subject to a patent in the US.

It is guaranteed to get you beaten up – or at least protested against by PETA.

“Gerbil Shirt
US Patent Issued In 1999

Hey, are you tired of leaving your small pets at home when you are out and about? Could you use a little more quality time with your gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes? Well now your dreams have come true with the Gerbil Shirt! The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.”

Via Gizmodo.

Colour me smurf blue

I like these ads.



Found here.

Life on Evergreen Terrace

Just how committed do you have to be to design and build your house based on a cartoon?

I don’t know. Perhaps this answers your question

Sadly, it’s a house built by Fox and Pepsi as a prize in a competition. Not by some fanatic nutjob. But if you want to try this at home – or with your home – there are some factors to take into consideration.

“The rooms are somewhat small and uncommonly vertical. Doorways are extra-wide and arched, to accommodate Marge’s hair and Homer’s girth. Walls will be painted in bright colors and shaded to duplicate the cartoon’s style. When possible, furnishings and accents, including Marge’s corn-print curtains in the kitchen, are being faithfully reproduced. (Robinson notes that the color of the Simpson’s refrigerator alone changed seven times over the years. The residents will have to paint the fridge themselves.)

“Our people watched 56 episodes of ‘The Simpsons,’ over the course of a weekend,” Robinson said. “One thing they found out, early on, was that (the house) was structurally unsound.”

“No load-bearing walls anywhere,” agreed Joseph Leas, the local director of construction. “They never show closets (on the show); they were a complete mystery.”

Here’s a gallery of shots from the house. Here are some samples.

Metal Mario

Another one for the metal head out there. Mario Music in metal form. Exciting stuff…

Comical beards

You’ve probably been subconsciously wondering what the following characters would look like with beards for years.

Well, now you know. Thanks to one man, and his blog.

Mmm, bacon beans

Bacon + Jelly Beans = awesome.

It’s true. It’s mathematically provable. You should get yours today.

Shirt of the Day: Fashion labels

People are made of some interesting stuff. We’ve seen that in shirt form before.

But if you want a shirt that takes the “label” concept to a whole new level then you should get a load of this

A weak title

Knowing the right button to push is half the battle. This handy chart helps you tackle everybody from Achilles to Satan.

It will be on sale as a poster somewhere, sometime. It’s from here.

Paper Pacman pecked a pack of pickled pinky

This paper Pac Man artwork will set you back a cool $300. Or you can just appreciate it online.

Did you know: the ghosts in Pacman were officially named Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde

Shirt of the Day: Anatomically Correct

If you’re studying anatomy and want to give your classmates an edge you could always wear this shirt along to the exam.

Otherwise you could just wear it to be awesome.

A fish, bowl, existence

If, like me, you risk hemorrhoids through excessive time spent reading on the throne, you may be interested in another way to pass the time while doing your business.

If toilet golf isn’t your thing you might like to try toilet fishing

8 bit cakes: The Gameboy Edition

Yes friends. This cake Gameboy features a game of Tetris.

Mmm.

Coffee and PC

If Blur were still around (and they may well be) then not only would their claims of superiority with regards to Oasis be borne out (on the basis of longevity alone) but this post title would be representative of the kind of song they’d write now…

That was a tangential segue worthy of Today Tonight. But tonight. In all its glory. I give you. The Coffee Casemod – a computer case with a built in, and working, software controlled drip filter coffee machine.

It is awesome. I commend it to you.

Here’s how to make your own.

When ninjas turn bad

I would give this homeless guy money.

Style points = $3.

Via Flickr.

Zombie juice sounds totally gross

If you’re hosting a zombie party and you really want some brain themed drinks then you could try mixing Irish Cream and Lime Juice… the result looks something like this…

If you want to make the result slightly more palatable you should follow this recipe.