Category: Curiosities

Don’t push the red button

Rule number one in the joy flight manual should be “don’t touch the controls”.

Let this guy’s mistake be a lesson for all of us…

“The man, a civilian joyriding with his air force pilot friend, accidentally grabbed the eject lever while trying to brace himself.

He was instantly fired through the aircraft’s perspex canopy and blasted 320ft (100m) into the sky by the rocket-powered chair.

He then floated down to the ground with a parachute that opened automatically.

Experts said he was lucky to escape unharmed from the bizarre accident last week in South Africa.

Air Force bosses scrambled a helicopter to pick him up after the blunder near Langebaanweg airfield, 80 miles north of Cape Town.

The yellow-and-black eject levers are fitted as standard in the jets to allow pilots and their passengers to escape in the event of an emergency. It only needs to be pulled 2.5cm to activate two rockets attached to the chair.”

Stupid Inventions, great concept

I have lots of ideas for stupid inventions – so I can totally sympathise with the creators of this YouTube series

Here are some great stupid inventions…

It’s a steel…

Watching Australia play the West Indies is one of the only cricketing experiences that isn’t better in a comfortable couch with a big screen.

It’s better live. And it’s better live for one reason, and one reason alone. Steel drums.

But now you can watch the cricket from the comfort of your lounge with your own set of finger drums to keep things dialed to “chillaxed mon”…

Put a cap on it

So. Picture this. You’re a closet Billy Ray Cyrus fan, but you’re also a professional in a serious office. A surprise concert is announced… but you’ve got no mullet… what do you do?

Don’t panic. You can just order one of these caps with a built-in mullet to get your trailer trash on…

Prayer pears

A Chinese farmer has taken fruit moulding to new heights with these Buddha shaped pears.

” This year, he harvested more than 10,000 baby-shaped pears and sold them for the equivalent of £5 each.

Gao said: “I noticed people were selling shaped water melons for a good price, so I thought of doing something similar with my pears.

“It was more difficult than I expected. You have to test when the best time is to put the moulds on the pears is, and when to take them off again.”

These guys have style-o-phone

This stylophone is the historyfuture of nerdy hip-hop.

It’s pretty impressively demonstrated in the video below. Get yours here today

Literal periodic table

This is clever. I wonder what it’s made of…

Card carrying Pacfessionals

If you’ve got yourself a bunch of really awesome business cards (like these, these, or something this guy would be happy with) then you’ll need a business card holder that does them justice.

Try this on for size


Trolley car

A US student rigged up a shopping trolley with golf buggy parts and produced this…

It works. I don’t recommend watching the whole eight minutes of this video. But you can read about the stuff he used here

Meth makes a screamer

Dan Meth, who has done a whole lot of cool stuff that I’ve posted before, put together this nice little Munch/Home Alone mash up…

I thought it was funny.

Do(+d)g(-g)y patte

This patte should probably be served with pooper scoopers rather than biscuits…

“The grass is made out of Hummus covered in Parsley with sprigs of Chives sticking out. The Poop is made from Aubergine Pate with lots of Paprika Powder added to give it..uh, a ‘nice’ poop color. The flies are made out of Olives and Onions.”

From here.

United Steaks

Dominic Episcopo started collecting steaks that look like America.

Here’s the gallery.

Mmm, handburger…

I’m going a bit crazy having not had McDonalds since July. So crazy I might almost buy one of these hand warming mousepads even though I live in the tropics…

Free paper, plain

Mmm. Free paper. A tasty calorie free treat.

Advertised uses include making paper hornets (or wasps in Australia), chewing gum disposal, phone number collection, bookmarking, or “a tasty snack”…

Robots with… stuff

So, you like robots?

That’s probably a pick up line about as likely to get a teenage geek anywhere as just about every other pick up line they might use, that is to say, not very far.

But if you do like robots, and you’ve got a bunch of time because you’re a single teenage geek, then maybe you should head over and check out this attempt to draw 165 Robots with Stuff