What does it say about me that this made me laugh? A lot. On the third, fourth, fifth and subsequent viewings…
Keep on truckin’
Is google like God
I’m trying to decided whether using google as an analogy for God is appropriate or not. There are certain similarities that would help make God more accessible to geeks.
First I considered the possibility of using an open source analogy… it all started when I was trying to explain that it’s not inconsistent for an omnipotent God to change his system of doing things…
“The logic is perfectly consistent. The OT is a precursor to the NT – and certain things from the Old system are replaced in the new. It’s like a software upgrade that makes that piece of technology so much more awesome. In fact – the OT is like a proprietary software system that only works for the original company that won the contract,and in the NT it’s open source. Available for all. For free. Actually, it’s more like shareware because you don’t get to hack the code to bits and make it do whatever you want…”
Here are five ways God is like Google…
- He knows everything
- His slogan is “don’t be evil”
- His products are free and good and available to anyone who wants to use them
- It’s best if you just take them as they naturally appear and don’t go around trying to outdo the core program with your own stupidity
- While everything comes free and easy, he’s actually keeping a record of everything you’ve ever done in order to target you better.
Yeah, so it’s not perfect. But help me refine it in the comments.
UrbanTrend: cardboard cut out
Gambit was always my favourite X-man as a child. And I was never sure how to recreate his flying cards of death. Cardboard just didn’t cut it.
These would cut it. Just about anything in fact.
Our daily Fred: Nice udders… I mean jugs
It’s six of one, half a dozen of the other really. But either way – this is an udderly cool idea from Fred and Friends – and they’ll moove like crazy.
YouTube Twosday: Classics in one minute
So the dog video was not the best video ever posted on YouTube – these may be close. Classics movies presented in one minute… Kill Bill 1 and 2, and Forrest Gump…shot in one take. Brilliant.
‘Snow joke
Fancy billboards with real time content are all the rage – the Fitness First board with built in scales made waves on the web – there’s a great billboard near the airport in Brisbane with a population counter updated in real time.
As toasters that print the day’s weather forecast are the future of breakfast – so billboards that present the snow report on your favourite ski field are the future of billboard advertising.
See it in action:
Tryvann – The Snowing Billboard from Martin on Vimeo.
Pen(t) up aggression
Sick of people stealing your pen? Me too. I hate it. My pens go missing from my desk at an alarming rate. The worst bit is when you see the aforementioned writing device in someone else’s mouth. get the pen back complete with fresh teeth marks. Your troubles will be a distant memory if you invest the $US1.69 to purchase this pen.
Found here. I can’t believe someone made this – and worse, I can’t believe I posted it… or maybe I can.
Geriatric ninjas
These old people are being taught cane-fu. The ultimate in “aged care”. Found here.
“In the two-hour session, participants are taught a sampling of moves to use in different situations. The cane can simply be swung in circles, used to grab a foot or neck, and fashioned into a bat or poker. Advanced techniques even show a senior how to use a cane to ward off someone with a gun or knife.”
“You just don’t realize how much pain you could put on somebody really quick,” said 61-year-old Ed Smoak of Pinellas Park. “Nobody thinks of a cane as being any kind of an impressive weapon but even a person like me — I’m disabled, like I said I don’t move real well — and even me, I could do this.”
Things I’ve learned from advertising: Easter
Apparently the God’s of Olympus celebrated Easter by chowing down on Ferrero Rocher.
Depending on which camp you come from Easter is either the ultimate Christian holiday or a pagan festival for the Goddess of fertility.
Probably both. Historically at least. In terms of the position in the calendar.
It is regardless of your position, enshrined in the western world’s calendar as a chance to reflect on the death of Christ and celebrate his resurrection.
It is not a celebration of the Greek gods who accidentally dropped some chocolates from the sky.
A bunch of links – March 24, 2009
- Not So Fast: A Lesson For the New Calvinists
- Letter to a Young Traveller: 10 Reasons *not* to travel.
- Hanson: we#39;re not perfect, says News chief | smh.com.au
- Why Do People Clap in Movie Theatres?
- Some answers to the disappearing honeybee problem
- Jack Cafferty to Parents: Your Kids Aren’t Special
- Better Gmail for Google Chrome [Lifehacker Code]
- 5 essential tools to learn a language
- Hasler#39;s happy to be #39;down#39;
- How to Repair Your Electronics Yourself
- Will this Car Destroy the World?
- Hate Facebook’s new look? You’ll like it soon enough.
- Conversation with an Atheist Friend 01
- perseverance
- pirate
Interesting article that talks a bit about a proposed “right to privacy”…
And so, extensions for Chrome begin in earnest.
Under the radar. Clearly we lost the first two games of the season on purpose.
Farmyard waffle
Tired of people waffling on about life on the farm* now you can shut up said waffling with an appropriately shaped waffle… mmm, waffle.
Located by Foolish Gadgets – available on Amazon.
*To my wife or inlaws reading this post – no, I’m not. It’s just an intro.
Pitt the younger
One of the surprises coming out of the reporting of election results from the weekend is the lack of “Pitt the younger” references coming out of the seat of Mulgrave, where Curtis succeeded his dad Warren.
What a shame. That would have been clever. ABC make passing reference in their election coverage, but other than that… nothing.
Australian Traveller – goes to town on Yamba
I received an email today with a media release from Australian Traveller magazine. They’ve named Australia’s 100 best towns. Top of the list is pretty close to my childhood stomping ground of Maclean, Yamba. Awesome. Go the North Coast.
“Residents of Yamba, the sleepy and secret fishing village (population 5600) at the mouth of the Clarence River on NSW’s North Coast, may be upset at being named the Best Town in Australia. Their idyllic secret is out and they may have to share.”
If you’ve never been there you should definitely go. After holidaying in Townsville of course.
Dalby didn’t make the list. A travesty, obviously, but Picnic Bay on Magnetic Island did.
The methodology was pretty scientifically sound:
“A panel of tourism & travel experts decided the 100 Best Towns. The panellists were presented with a shortlist of 300 towns and asked: “On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to recommend a friend add one hour to their trip just to visit this town?” The answers were tabulated and the 100 Best Towns revealed.”
The full list will be available on the Australian Traveller website tomorrow.