Every now and then I do something geeky and pull a component out of my computer to replace it with a newer, better component. This is standard geek practice. But I’m an unco. So it always ends in tears. Or at least cuts and scratches. Computer parts are unbelievably sharp.
Luckily I now have an appropriately geeky bandaid solution.
Make your gaping flesh wounds look edible and desirable for just $3.99.
Bandaids, on the whole, are pretty disgusting. I can’t think of anything grosser than going for a swim in a public pool and coming up with someone’s grotty second hand bandaid stuck somewhere to my body.
You’ll be happy to know then, that there’s a company out there taking bandaids to a whole new level of disgustingness (it’s now a word).
Scabs Bandages claim to have the world’s grossest bandaids. I can’t see anyone out there trying to claim that title.
