If you’re from Queensland you might immediately associate this headline with former Premier Peter Beattie. Don’t. It has nothing to do with him. If it did, the law would read: “Be in them as many times as possible.” This one is cooler:
“If there’s a question mark in the headline the answer is either (tabloid) “no” or (broadsheet) “who cares?”
Think about it. It’s true. Isn’t it.