Tag: bruce lee

Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris (and some airline)

Anything JCVD can do, Chuck can do better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W82sMSMJJg

Here’s the JCVD original (in case you missed it).

And as a bonus. Chuck Norris fights Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaPxgxTMT-4

Awesome skillz

“You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”

Not since Napoleon Dynamite waxed lyrical about the virtues of the nunchuck have the ancient ninja weapon been so cool. Ok, I guess when Bruce Lee played ping pong with them they were cool too:

But butane lighter/flashlight combo cool? No way. These were so cool they’re now discontinued. Out of spiteful awesomeness.

nunchucks