A biblical guide to picking up girls…

Step 1. Hold around the waist.
Step 2. Lift.

No. That was a bad joke. This is a video promoting Song of Songs pick up lines. It looks like it features Ben Witherington IV (which I assume is what Ben Witherington III would name his son?). I really have no idea if it is. I made that up.

Dating advice from eons past

Funny. So funny I suspect they’re a modern invention. I can’t find a “source” anywhere – though this seems to be where they originated (and there are more). The mirror one is a particular pet peeve of mine.