The dead celebrity news cycle is so predictable it has been provided in cartoon form.
So Michael Jackson is dead. Which is a surprise because I thought he was a cyborg.
You know who I feel sorry for in this situation – the guy who won the Today Show Michael Jackson impersonator contest. Not only did he embarrass himself in front of an Australian television audience – he now won’t win his prize for doing so.
Ben alluded to potential jokes about
Peter Pan Michael Jackson in his post (while vaguely condemning them) I’ll embrace them – and you’re welcome to leave your own in the comments.
One of the ones I thought of is a largely irreverent comment speculating about a fiery dance party he may or may not now be having with Elvis…
Vale Michael Jackson – may your face live on forever.