Tag: shower curtain

Showered with emotions

I hate emoticons. You should know that by now. If you don’t there’s a little search box on the top right of the page – search for “emoticon” – actually, if I write this right the relevant posts will probably appear in the “related posts” thing… anyway, I hate them. So there’s no way I’d buy this shower curtain that catalogues every emoticon known to man…

Blood Bath

This is the perfect foil for your evidence knife and blood stained bathmat – particularly if you want to be arrested for a crime you didn’t commit. It’s Only 8.99GBP. All the more reason to embrace your inner psycho.