Tag: Super Mario Bros

Bacteria future

This little picture of Mario might look like any old picture of an old time game character…

But looks, as we know, can be deceiving.

This little Mario is made from bacteria.

Tuper Tario

I have written a lot about Tetris. I have written a lot about Mario. This site went one better. It combined the two into an online flash game. You build the level for Mario using Tetris. Awesome.

Pacman v Mario

Have you ever wondered what would happen if some sort of video game worm hole opened up and Pacman ended up in Super Mario World?

Me neither.

Crocheted Characters

While we’re on the subject of cool Flickr sets… here’s a collection of crocheted characters from classic games

You can buy these, and others, from etsy.

Rationalising video games

Video games are so unrealistic it’s hard to imagine why there are people out there dedicated to stamping them out on the basis that they cause crime.

Not only is gravity in Mario’s world in an iterative state of flux – it’s completely implausible that an Italian plumber could run around bashing his head into blocks of bricks. Bricks that are suspended by nothing more than skyhooks…

Cracked set its readers the task of bringing reality back to the gaming world.

And ghosts are totally irrational…

No Duck Hunt is complete without a PETA protest…

Metal Mario

Another one for the metal head out there. Mario Music in metal form. Exciting stuff…

Comical beards

You’ve probably been subconsciously wondering what the following characters would look like with beards for years.

Well, now you know. Thanks to one man, and his blog.

Lego Mario Bros

This giant Lego Mario statue is for sale on eBay. For another day. It’s currently at 3,500 Euros.

Big brother is watching

One of the fundamental, and mostly unmentioned, elements of “pick on someone your own size” is the idea that if you don’t there may in fact be a sibling or protector involved in the equation that you haven’t yet considered.

Ate bit cakes

Mmm, nutritious, eight bit, and delicious. Just how I like my cakes.

This Mario Cupcake family (from Flickr) is beautiful.

But this Pacman cake (also from Flickr) really, well, takes the cake…

And for those who like arty cakes… I give you a Van Gogh (also from Flickr).

A question of gravity

In the spirit of pointless science here’s an exploration of the gravity of Super Mario’s world in each Mario release.

First, you must find the time it took Mario to fall from the edge of the ledge to the ground in each game. To do this, we opened each clip in Quicktime movie player, and using the frame by frame option, found the total number of frames it took Mario to fall. We then used the formula:

Time = (Number of Frames) / (Frame Rate)

To find the time of each of Mario’s falls. Once we knew the time, we needed to figure out the distance Mario fell in each game. We used a screen shot of Mario next to the ledge he fell from in each game, and found the height of Mario and the ledge in pixels. According to Wikipedia, Mario is “a little over five feet tall.”, so we used 5 feet, or 1.524 meters, as Mario’s height.

Turns out they’re getting closer and closer to real world conditions – which is a shame – because Mario’s success depends on his ability to leap tall pipes in a single bound. Read the rest of the study here.

“We determined that, generally speaking, the gravity in each Mario game, as game hardware has increased, is getting closer to the true value of gravity on earth of 9.8 m/s2. However, gravity, even on the newest consoles, is still extreme. According to Wikipedia, a typical person can withstand 5 g before losing consciousness, and all but the very latest of Mario games have gravity greater than this. Also, with gravity that great, it is a wonder Mario can perform such feats as leaping almost 5 times his own body height!”

Super Mario Clock

What time is it when the big hand points to Flower Power Mario and the little hand points to Mario64?

You can answer this question for your friends, countrymen or children if you purchase this clock from etsy.

Mario’s poker face

It’s not surprising the lengths Mario fans will go to to pay homage to the Italian plumber. He is, afterall, the father of video games…

Making Mario with poker chips is one thing

Making him with a Rubiks Cubes is slightly more impressive

But with a display of coloured Pepsi boxes in a grocery store – that’s an entirely more awesome matter…

One up radish

I remember growing radishes in school. They tasted ok fresh from the ground, but I’ve never really had cause to purchase them…

Until now.

Super Mario Art

I’ve probably used this heading before. But it seems fitting. You can generate your own Mario ending sequence here. They come out a little something like this: