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Foot fault: Tan lines

Sock tan is a national disgrace. With weather like ours, and with the national footwear being the thong, Australians have no excuse for white feet and ankles.

If you bear the shame of pale feet then you best get one of these – and you can thank me for it later.

It’s a tanning solution. A solarium for the feet. Get one for your socially outcast family members this Christmas for just under $230. They’ll thank you for it…