Ducking for cover
Anatidaephobia is the fear of being watched by a duck. It exists. There is a page for it, at a reputable site.
A hilarious site that highlights the dangers of placing ads on a page based on the content of the page.
“We’ve got you under our wing” is a slogan hardly likely to inspire confidence in the fledgling anatidaephobic who is seeking to learn more about their condition on the internet. Especially accompanied by a beady eyed mascot with such a sinister beak.