Tag Archives: two minutes

Things that take less than two minutes

  1. Almost cooking two minute noodles.
  2. Almost reheating anything in the microwave on high.
  3. Trying to buy a packet of chips in a crowded pub.
  4. Danny Green beating Roy Jones Jr in a boxing match.

I went to the pub to watch the match tonight. I had been quite excited all day. My inner pugilist was looking for a tough encounter. Probably going the distance.

How disappointing. You should have heard the lull in the pub when people realised it was over.