Tag: your mumma

Fat chance

Morbidly obese pregnant women ‘commonplace’

Does this mean it’s ok to ask a large lady if she’s pregnant now?

Really though, this is another one of those irresistible headlines from the SMH.

Particularly when coupled with this picture:

Insert “your mum’s so fat” joke here.

This article really poses more questions than answers… but lets not go there. This is mostly a family friendly blog. Perhaps no more.

That is all.

Duel purpose

Challenging someone to a duel by “throwing down the gauntlet” is much harder post the dark ages. Which presents a difficult social problem when someone insults your mother. Luckily you can buy these for just $US60. They’re sure to stop the office “your mumma” jokes quicker than a witty comeback.