Tag: zombie toys

Someone should make a zombie pull-a-part bread roll

This Zombie Doll from Neatorama spawned that brilliant idea in the title. Zombie bread rolls would sell in the tens. If not the hundreds. As would zombie “my family” stickers. I’d like to make “My Dysfunctional Family” stickers.

The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie is a real thing though. Unlike those two ideas.

Lawn of the dead

If like me you spent your formative years mutilating plastic soldiers and scattering them all over the yard then this new set of toys is for you. They even come in different colours of zombie. Although it would be cheaper just to melt your own plastic toys into deformed zombie positions. That’s how we did it in the good old days.