Significant Objects: How to bump up your eBay sales with a story

I posted a wash­ing machine being sold on ebay here a while back, and a bike. Both had great sto­ries going with them that I thought must have worked won­ders on their sale prices.

It would appear a good descrip­tion can up the value of your silly ebay items by as much as 6000% — it’s just a shame I didn’t do this with my Star Wars char­ac­tersthough the Q&A sec­tion did get a lit­tle bit interesting.

There’s a site called Sig­nif­i­cant Objects that finds crappy things, writes good descrip­tions and sells the things on eBay at a sig­nif­i­cant profit.

Check out their top ten. Here’s an exam­ple.

This Russ­ian Doll cost $3. It sold for $193.

Here’s part of the story (here’s the rest).

Fig­urine of St. Vralkomir (glass cover not included)

This is an icon of the fourteenth-century saint Vralkomir of Dnobst, the patron saint of extremely fast danc­ing. Hand­crafted in a snow­bound con­vent by the nimble-footed Sis­ters of the Vralko­mian Order, it was given to my grandmother—then a nine-year-old girl—as she boarded the ship that would take her to Amer­ica from Dnobst, a nar­row pie-wedge of land bounded by the Dnobst River, the Grkgåt Moun­tains, and the Great West­ern Fence of Count Pyør the Litigious.

Vralkomir was a com­pe­tent cob­bler, but he was brusque and tac­i­turn, con­vers­ing only to the extent he was required to for busi­ness. His fel­low cit­i­zens found him odd, and they would hurry back out into the year-round cold as quickly as they could. Some said his tow­er­ing jet-black hat, which he’d knit­ted of his own hair, would trig­ger ver­tigo in those who stared up at it for too long. Many were annoyed by his inces­sant tune­less humming.

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    That’s handy to know. I’m tak­ing advan­tage of the free list­ings at the moment to get rid of unwanted recipe books and sheet music. I won­der if I should make up some inter­est­ing sto­ries about them.


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