- Almost cooking two minute noodles.
- Almost reheating anything in the microwave on high.
- Trying to buy a packet of chips in a crowded pub.
- Danny Green beating Roy Jones Jr in a boxing match.
I went to the pub to watch the match tonight. I had been quite excited all day. My inner pugilist was looking for a tough encounter. Probably going the distance.
How disappointing. You should have heard the lull in the pub when people realised it was over.
