Tag: avoiding death

I would like to live a long healthy life. Here is a list of activities I should avoid – that you should too – if you also want to live long lives.

1. Drive the biggest 4WD you can find.
2. Don’t ride a quad bike.
3. Don’t cycle or run on public roads.
4. Don’t get a pilot’s license as a hobby.
5. Avoid groups of intoxicated men.

There are more. What are your tips for avoiding an untimely death?