How to not die

I would like to live a long healthy life. Here is a list of activities I should avoid – that you should too – if you also want to live long lives.

  1. Drive the biggest 4WD you can find.
  2. Don’t ride a quad bike.
  3. Don’t cycle or run on public roads.
  4. Don’t get a pilot’s license as a hobby.
  5. Avoid groups of intoxicated men.

There are more. What are your tips for avoiding an untimely death?


Lee Shelton says:

Avoid marrying women whose late husbands died under mysterious circumstances.

simone r says:

Don't move to Ramsey Street or Summer Bay or Midsomer.

Amy says:

Simone: virtual high five! That made me laugh…