In the slammer

Paris Hilton is back where she belongs. In prison. After a brief reprieve the judge re-threw the book at her, and she’s back behind bars.

Not before undergoing a spiritual awakening and promising to use her powers for good. My favourite Paris Hilton quote from the various news reports on her incarceration is this one – when asked why she had been switched to “house arrest” prior to her eventual re-internment.

“I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. I was not myself. It was a horrible experience.”

Yes Paris, it’s called prison. It’s a big cage. It’s where you get sent for doing bad things. Who’d have thunk it… I’m starting to think that her advisers really do have a case to answer for. “Yes Paris you can drive while disqualified, you’re beautiful.”… “Don’t worry Paris, it’s just prison, it’ll be like totally a breeze…”