Bad segway

Anna Coren now works for CNN. CNN reporters travel to work. If they worked for the Chinese Police Force she could travel by segway. It seems segways are a great way to steadily hold and aim standard issue Chinese weaponry.

When Segways attack
When Segways attack

The Segway was meant to revolutionise personal transportation. Other than Arrested Development’s Gob they haven’t had a lot of success. They’re pretty much banned in New South Wales because they can’t travel on footpaths or roads (they can travel on bike paths though – but you’d just use a bike for that wouldn’t you?). They do have a distribution arm in Queensland, a basic model will set you back about $9,000.

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