Bad segway

Anna Coren now works for CNN. CNN reporters travel to work. If they worked for the Chinese Police Force she could travel by segway. It seems segways are a great way to steadily hold and aim standard issue Chinese weaponry.

When Segways attack

When Segways attack

The Segway was meant to revolutionise personal transportation. Other than Arrested Development’s Gob they haven’t had a lot of success. They’re pretty much banned in New South Wales because they can’t travel on footpaths or roads (they can travel on bike paths though – but you’d just use a bike for that wouldn’t you?). They do have a distribution arm in Queensland, a basic model will set you back about $9,000.

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Nathan runs St Eutychus. He loves Jesus. His wife. His daughter. His son. His other daughter. His dog. Coffee. And the Internet. He is the campus pastor at Creek Road South Bank, a graduate of Queensland Theological College (M. Div) and the Queensland University of Technology (B. Journ). He spent a significant portion of his pre-ministry-as-a-full-time-job life working in Public Relations, and now loves promoting Jesus in Brisbane and online. He can't believe how great it is that people pay him to talk and think about Jesus.