Month: June 2009
Pen: ultimate
This pen has been floating around in my Google Reader queue for a while – just waiting to be posted.
It’s only a concept – but what a concept.
I’m not sure how feasible it is – but it is certainly clever.
Chair woman for the bored
No – this isn’t another story about the Cronulla Sharks…
Designer Alice Wang has produced a series of “chairs for the dysfunctional“. They’re interesting and clever, sometimes both.
The “Silent Farter”
“Those with excess gas in their abdomen can find it difficult to hold it in sometimes, even at important times such as formal dinner gatherings or meetings. Quietly letting the gas out may be the solution, but although the sound may be muted, the scent is still present. It can often cause misunderstanding and unnecessary embarrassment for the innocent others.This chair announces who the gas is from by amplifying the silent fart exhausted.”
You could probably integrate some sort of twitter functionality by copying the office chair guy…
There’s also “The Constant Shaker” which helps fidgeters justify their wiggling – providing a calorie counter that monitors your every on chair movement.
“Researchers believe these unconscious muscle movements may be caused by a chemical produced in our brain to trigger additional calories to be burnt. This chair calculates the amount of calories burnt when one fidgets or shakes their leg when sitting down.”
In fact, you could probably have this send information to Twitter too…
This last one though is for those who like the concept of Twitter without the technology – the Status Announcer…
“More and more people are reliant on online social communities such as Facebook and Twitter, leading to possible technology related anti-social behaviours. Those who are used to regularly publishing their personal life online may have difficulty adjusting to public scenarios in real life and may loose the ability to speak or interact with others face to face.This chair allows one to update their status like they usually do on their online profiles byputting up various signs that shows their current status.”
You got game…
If I was asked to reenact a scene from a computer game – any computer game – one of the last options I’d consider would be the bonus level from Street Fighter II where you get to beat up a car.
I’m not this guy. Who is taking things pretty seriously.
A bunch of links – June 20, 2009
- Go Ahead and Be Thrify, The Country Will Be Ok
- Order out of chaos
- John Calvin’s 500th – Collection of Resources
- Football Superstars – Live The Life Of Famous Football Players!
- Rule #1: Spend Less Than You Earn.
- Microsoft’s Browser Comparison Chart Offends Anyone Who’s Ever Used Another Browser
- The quot;Doctor Whoquot; Model of Open Source
- Mac vs PC: My Personal Testimony of an Imminent Apple Conversion
- A Biblical Strategy for Fighting Sexual Lust
- The New Idolatry
- Dear Grandpa, Here’s a Printout of My Facebook Updates …
- Spock-like logic
- Opposites attract
- Scientists who are Christians; Christians who are scientists
- What colour is the equator?
Fun with photography
JPGmag has produced a series of photos juxtaposing Disney’s princesses with scenes from everyday life – or indeed – murky every day life… some would say “reality”…
Bumper issue
Bumper stickers are always a little too pithy for my liking. So this collection of completely articulated bumper thoughts are my cup of tea.
Fun with photoshop
News that Iranian “President” Ahmadinejad has been photoshopping supporters into crowd shots is slowly making its way across the internet.
But making your election results seem more credible isn’t all that Photoshop is good for… you can also:
1. Wipe moustaches off the face of well known cultural figures…
Or unpopular political figures
2. Turn your favourite celebrity (or politician) upside down.
3. Produce some freaky family portraits.
4. Produce a racially diverse piece of marketing collateral
Transforming the movie industry
I’m pretty excited about Transformers 2. If you’re a guy you probably understand why already.
If you’re not excited – then you should be. Director Michael Bay has given some reasons why on his blog.
I will not reproduce his post in full. Here are some highlights…
Robots
- 14 robots last time, 46 robots this time (ILM only)
- If you had all the gold ever mined in the history of man, you could build a little more than half of Devastator.
- Optimus Prime will be life size on IMAX screens in many forest fight shots.
- Devastator’s hand is traveling 390 miles per hour when he punches the pyramid.
- The pyramid destruction simulation was 8 times bigger than the old rigid simulation all-time record holder at ILM.
- All robot parts laid out end to end would stretch from one side of California to the other, about 180 miles
- Devastator’s parts stacked tip to tip would be as tall as 58 empire state buildings.
- If all the texture maps on the show were printed on 1 square yard sheets, they would cover 13 football fields.
Disk space
- TF1 took 20 Terabytes of disk space. Trans2 took 145 Terabytes. Seven times bigger!
- 145 terabytes would fill 35,000 DVDs. Stacked one on top of the other without storage cases, they would be 145 feet tall.
Rendering times
- If you rendered the entire movie on a modern home PC, you would have had to start the renders 16,000 years ago (when cave paintings like the Hall of Bulls were being made) to finish for this year’s premiere!
- A single imax shot in the movie (df250) would have taken almost 3 years to render on a top of the line home PC running nonstop.
- IMAX frame render times: As high as 72 hours per frame!
Imax
- Optimus Prime will be life size on IMAX screens in many forest fight shots.
- Imax frames take about 6 times longer than anamorphic to render.
- IMAX frame render times: As high as 72 hours per frame!
Maturity
Once upon a time I annoyed people when I tried to push their buttons… now I ask honest questions, have them ignored, and annoy people all at the same time.
I guess this is growing up.
Robo-coffee
The coffee of the future will not be made by man – no, we’ll have little robot servants to make the coffee for us. The original post is in Japanese – but this video demonstrates its awesomeness.
A bunch of links – June 19, 2009
- America’s Debt to John Calvin
- 25 Excellent Typography Tools for the Serious Designer
- Orford offers to take pay cut
- 10 Ways To Make Your Site Accessible Using Web Standards
- What happens when penguins die?
- Google Books Rolls Out New Features
- BPM Analyzer Calculates the BPM of Your Music, Adds Tags [Downloads]
- No Helmets for More Organs
- N. T. Wright on Hell
- Young men
Orford is class. This sort of “generosity” is all too rare.
How open source songs might work
Debate rages at Simone’s blog. Well not really. I just keep writing long comments one after the other as new ideas strike me. This has kept my hippocampuses firing all day.
Simone doesn’t seem to think an Open Source model would produce quality songs.
Every open source product in existence would seem to disagree – but she’s also not sure how it would all work.
I had the following thought.
Open Source companies make money by offering support, some by performing specific development tasks and extensions for companies that request them. Here’s an article about how open source companies make money.
Basically it moves from a model where a product is provided to a model based on service.
I believe Open Source, when applied to computer software, produces better products than proprietary software.
So, an example of how a gifted song writer could make money/produce quality songs under the Open Source business model would be to produce songs upon request (and upon payment) by a particular church for a particular sermon series that they’re working on. Once it is used for that purpose it would then be added to the pool of songs for other churches to use.
Any other ideas?
Economic downsizing – Arnott’s biscuits
We had some leftover biscuits in our office after a meeting today. Arnott’s Biscuits. The variety pack. The one with Kingstons and Monte Carlos in it.
The economic crisis is obviously biting pretty hard – both of these perennial favourites were about half their normal size.