Band names

I read something somewhere about band names today. It reminded me that I need to record the following for posterity’s sake.

If I were in a band – and that’s a big if because it would require musical talent – I would call my band Panache Attack. I am putting that here, now, to claim it.

If I were in a punk band – not such a big if because it doesn’t require musical talent – I would call it Disorderly Fashion, and we’d all wear the same suits on stage. 

If you had a band what would you call it?