Bust a cap with your cap…

Blackjacks are those concealable club things that mafiosos use to knock out unwitting victims.

They look a bit like this:

Unless of course, you’ve forked out for one of these cap-jacks – or blackjack-caps – or Sap Caps – because in America they’re called Saps. It’s cunningly disguised as a black cap.

Here’s the product description – for your edification.

This standard baseball cap can be used as a blackjack or sap. Just use the bill as the handle and the cap as an impact weapon. The secret of the Sap Cap is the pocket of a unique impact material that is 110% the density of lead and will not rust. Velcro adjustment.

I’m so glad they included the bit at the end about the velcro adjustment – because that’s what I’d been worried about. I’m sure it’s also good for keeping the sun off.

It’ll no doubt go nicely with your sword umbrella.

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Nathan runs St Eutychus. He loves Jesus. His wife. His daughter. His son. His other daughter. His dog. Coffee. And the Internet. He is the campus pastor at Creek Road South Bank, a graduate of Queensland Theological College (M. Div) and the Queensland University of Technology (B. Journ). He spent a significant portion of his pre-ministry-as-a-full-time-job life working in Public Relations, and now loves promoting Jesus in Brisbane and online. He can't believe how great it is that people pay him to talk and think about Jesus.