If I was going to make a compilation of musical torture it would look nothing like this (now fairly old but suddenly “current”) list of bands that may or may not have been played to torture people who may or may not be terrorists held at Guantanamo.
A bunch of bands want to know if they have been in the metaphorical firing
line squad, they’ve launched a Freedom of Information inquiry to find out if their music was played. I think Metallica have joined in just so they can be paid the appropriate royalties.
If I was an unheard of band I’d be joining the inquiry just to get my name in the news…
Except maybe “I Love You,” from the “Barney and Friends” children’s TV show.” I would just play that over and over again.
When I was a little younger I used to be a musical terrorist. I’d take $10 worth of coins into a pool hall that had one of those video clip jukeboxes and order $10 worth of really painful music (think Britney Spears and Aqua) and then leave.
What songs would you torture people with?