How to get in the news

You’ve no doubt spent years trying to fake a news clipping to give your bizarre scar a fitting explanation.

Well. Here you go. A press clipping generator.


Phoebe says:

This thing is awesome!! It could entertain me for hours…

Jeff A says:

Thanks for the link Nathan…I whipped up a “Post work Christmas party” article featuring my bosses boss…had the department in stiches (and the aforesaid bosses boss as well). I think he’s going to frame a copy.

Andrew says:

And nice work on your new masthead btw – great font. There's a whole bunch of stuff in that font in Lorenzkirche here in Nürberg (it's Lutheran, but they kept all the glitzy stuff) and we couldn't read a word of it!