Izaac needs your help

Izaac works for AFES at Cumberland College. They have been putting up posters. The atheists have responded with some wit. Izaac is preparing for a tit-for-tat battle of the poster. So he’s looking for some witty responses in order to start discussions.

Here are the slogans;

1. INFINITE BEING IS AN OXYMORON
2. WE’RE A NON-PROPHET ORGANISATION
3. BLASPHEMY IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME
4. IF GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE THEN WHO CREATED GOD?
5. WE JUST BELIEVE IN ONE LESS GOD THAN YOU

3 thoughts on “Izaac needs your help”

  1. #4 is such a primary school question. I’m surprised they came up with that. Do you reckon they expect Christian’s to hear that and go ‘oh, well golly, that had never occurred to me, I think I’ll throw in my faith’?

    I don’t think I should get involved with this- I just get mean and spiteful, rather than being able to respond cleverly but with love.

  2. Peter Jensen said it somewhere last year.

    I’m not sure “sorry, that’s lame, please try again” is the kind of comeback they’re looking for…

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