Izaac needs your help

Izaac works for AFES at Cumberland College. They have been putting up posters. The atheists have responded with some wit. Izaac is preparing for a tit-for-tat battle of the poster. So he’s looking for some witty responses in order to start discussions.

Here are the slogans;

1. INFINITE BEING IS AN OXYMORON
2. WE’RE A NON-PROPHET ORGANISATION
3. BLASPHEMY IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME
4. IF GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE THEN WHO CREATED GOD?
5. WE JUST BELIEVE IN ONE LESS GOD THAN YOU

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Nathan runs St Eutychus. He loves Jesus. His wife. His daughter. His son. His other daughter. His dog. Coffee. And the Internet. He is the pastor of City South Presbyterian Church, a church in Brisbane, a graduate of Queensland Theological College (M. Div) and the Queensland University of Technology (B. Journ). He spent a significant portion of his pre-ministry-as-a-full-time-job life working in Public Relations, and now loves promoting Jesus in Brisbane and online. He can't believe how great it is that people pay him to talk and think about Jesus. If you'd like to support his writing financially you can do that by giving to his church.

3 thoughts on “Izaac needs your help”

  1. #4 is such a primary school question. I’m surprised they came up with that. Do you reckon they expect Christian’s to hear that and go ‘oh, well golly, that had never occurred to me, I think I’ll throw in my faith’?

    I don’t think I should get involved with this- I just get mean and spiteful, rather than being able to respond cleverly but with love.

  2. Peter Jensen said it somewhere last year.

    I’m not sure “sorry, that’s lame, please try again” is the kind of comeback they’re looking for…

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