Izaac needs your help

Izaac works for AFES at Cumberland College. They have been putting up posters. The atheists have responded with some wit. Izaac is preparing for a tit-for-tat battle of the poster. So he’s looking for some witty responses in order to start discussions.

Here are the slogans;

1. INFINITE BEING IS AN OXYMORON
2. WE’RE A NON-PROPHET ORGANISATION
3. BLASPHEMY IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME
4. IF GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE THEN WHO CREATED GOD?
5. WE JUST BELIEVE IN ONE LESS GOD THAN YOU

Comments

Leah says:

I actually think #5 is a bit lame.

#4 is such a primary school question. I’m surprised they came up with that. Do you reckon they expect Christian’s to hear that and go ‘oh, well golly, that had never occurred to me, I think I’ll throw in my faith’?

I don’t think I should get involved with this- I just get mean and spiteful, rather than being able to respond cleverly but with love.

Nathan says:

Peter Jensen said it somewhere last year.

I’m not sure “sorry, that’s lame, please try again” is the kind of comeback they’re looking for…