How to name your megachurch

If you’ve been putting together your business plan… ministry strategy… vision statement… prayer letter in preparation for planting your megachurch, but you’re still stuck on finding a catchy name… then here’s a list of 129 to choose from. Coupled with this guide to picking a ministry job title, and this list of ten tips for planting a megachurch you should have no troubles getting from 0 to 10,000 in six weeks.

The list of titles comes from Mount Gambier Presbyterian Church’s Gary Ware – who needs a punchier name for his church… I think “Mustard Seed Presbyterian” – because they have the faith to move a mountain.

Comments

Gary Ware says:

I was attracted to 'Scum Of The Earth', but getting approval would be tricky.
I don't think Presbytery would be impressed.

integrated coordinating grand pooh bah,
mgpc.
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simone r says:

So what name should we use when Clayfield goes mega? I'm quite taken with all the variations on 'point(e)' #90-101.

Stuart says:

Well, it's difficult: if you're planting a church, you have to name it something. And if you're not tied to a suburb or a denomination, you're gonna end up with some cheesy-megachurch-wannabe-sounding name.

*sigh*