Thou shalt not urinate sitting down

That’s right. If you’re a Christian man stand up and be counted… the urinal is the new circumcision…

Speaking of urinals… funny story. I was at the football a couple of weeks ago, and I had a beer. Football beer in plastic cups gives me the hiccups. Two beers consumed within the space of a game gives me the need to use the facilities. So I did. I took my place at the (incredibly efficient Suncorp Stadium) urinal and the guy next to me hiccuped. A millisecond later I hiccuped too. I hope he didn’t think I was mocking him. I’d hate for someone to turn around mid stream at a urinal thinking they had been mocked…

Oh, and if you’re a girl – don’t wear pants – it’s skirts and dresses only. That’s how it was in Biblical times.


simone r says:

I’ve seen the pisseth against the wall clip many times, but the other is new to me and… gold!

I wear skirts often. Is that good enough?

queenstuss says:

I think I’ve worked it out: the original Bible text was the Old King James version, and it was written for a 19th century American audience.

AndrewFinden says:

So what was the deal before trousers were invented?

Aaran says:

men had short hair

AndrewFinden says:

unless the Turin Shroud is anything to go by.. Maybe, though, that was why Samson was so angry: someone called him a big girl?