If you don’t want to read Bill Bryson’s excellent Mother Tongue… just watch this video.
Author: Nathan Campbell
Indian pain freaks: Don’t try this at home
Wow. Contains disturbing images of people eating lightbulbs and being hit with things… on purpose.
BeardQuest: One man tries to grow every beard known to man…
Movember is so passe. Mostly because, well, I am hirsutely challenged on my upper lip. A beard I can almost do… though it gets a little bit red… this guy is inspiring.
Anybody doing movember who wants to tell us all in the comments and appeal for sponsorship should do so…
Da Vinci’s Note Pad
This is cool – apparently Leonardo Da Vinci was a notepad kind of guy – and he’d jot down just about anything, and because the dude was a polymath these pages were quite sensational… here’s an English rendering of one of the pages from his random jottings.
Via npr.
Sleep in a vegetative state
So, apparently the US Congress might not have declared pizza to be a vegetable afterall – though that’s been the public perception of their move to identify pizza as a healthy lunch time snack for school children… that’s neither here nor there though. Because you’ll still totally want one of these pizza sleeping bags…
The same seller has this nifty bacon scarf which is complementary, rather than complimentary. Or whichever one isn’t free but goes well with the other…
Tumblrweed: The Pepper Spray Cop
The other day a nasty policeman followed orders, and government policy and sprayed a bunch of peacefully protesting university students, who were peacefully protesting on the campus of their university, in a peaceful protest approved by university faculty, in their peaceful little faces, with some not very peaceful pepper spray. There were cameras everywhere. The cop has since been identified. Because that’s how the Internet works these days.
This image is evoking exactly the kind of reaction you’d expect, potentially providing a new set of martyrs for the Occupy Movement – because students are the 99%.
The other way the Internet works these days is via memes – memes which add fuel to the fire. I give you the “casually pepper spray everything” meme. And the tumblr (there’s some artwork there, as in famous paintings, not just meme fodder, featuring some nudity – just a warning (and some language)).
Some meta-memes…
Tumblrweed: Magic Cards with Googly Eyes
I never got into the Magic card game… maybe if all the monsters came with standard issue googly eyes that would have changed.
That’s the purpose of this ‘ere tumblog.
Shirts that make headlines
Made in the Now is seriously cool. They turn around a T-Shirt design a day, based on current quirky news events from around the globe.
Here’s a few samples.
The other day scientists invented a new lighter than dandelion substance…
Here’s the shirt.
Here are a few more…
I like this one, which was released when Rebecca Black put our her second single (you know she’s got a third out now…)
This is the one about an Amish beard cutting rampage recently.
Each shirt is only available for 24 hours.
Sadly, they’re a little expensive (at $40 a pop).
Dear Christian, you need “game”…
Doug Giles wrote the book on raising tough daughters. No. Literally.
He seems to be confusing getting “game” with shooting and mounting animals on your wall… at least that’s the visual aid in this video on being a ballsy man of God. Where he says we need “cajones” to proclaim the gospel, or our nation is screwed. And by our nation he means his nation.
At least he doesn’t equate masculinity with cage fighting.
Republican Clowns
The photoshopping in this Flickr collection is pretty amazing. The only downside is that there’s no Democrat equivalent. Bipartisan clowns would be awesome.
Michelle Bachmann.
Sarah Palin
Ron Paul
George W. Bush
Rupert Murdoch
Rick Perry
Gold. Jerry. Gold.
The 13 types of movie poster
I was skeptical about this. As sceptical as I am about the spelling of the word skeptical. But then I checked all the movies available for viewing on my Apple TV.
And its pretty much true.
My favourite type…
The whole list, with samples, is here.
I would add a 14th though, but maybe it’s just my colourblindness kicking in… I think there’s a black/white/red combo (which this French site confirms).
Also. This is obviously an over-simplification. There are many other types – it is staggering how many fit these varieties though.
Multi-take self bake cake makes me hungry
Delicious.
Deliberately vague prophecy: The world will end “as we know it” in 2012
Things will shift. Things will change. There’ll be elections and an economy and stuff. Truth and error will collide. Unlike last year… or the year before that… or the year that REM wrote their song…
These videos from prophetess Patrcia King seem pretty much to be an exposition (rip off?) of REM’s lyrics…
” it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane…world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs… a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck… Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it’ll do…Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right – right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.”
Yeah. So. Things are going to change next year. I can feel it… It will certainly be a different year to this year.