Author: Nathan Campbell

Nathan runs St Eutychus. He loves Jesus. His wife. His daughter. His son. His other daughter. His dog. Coffee. And the Internet. He is the pastor of City South Presbyterian Church, a church in Brisbane, a graduate of Queensland Theological College (M. Div) and the Queensland University of Technology (B. Journ). He spent a significant portion of his pre-ministry-as-a-full-time-job life working in Public Relations, and now loves promoting Jesus in Brisbane and online. He can't believe how great it is that people pay him to talk and think about Jesus. If you'd like to support his writing financially you can do that by giving to his church.

Dear Christian, you need “game”…

Doug Giles wrote the book on raising tough daughters. No. Literally.

He seems to be confusing getting “game” with shooting and mounting animals on your wall… at least that’s the visual aid in this video on being a ballsy man of God. Where he says we need “cajones” to proclaim the gospel, or our nation is screwed. And by our nation he means his nation.

At least he doesn’t equate masculinity with cage fighting.

Republican Clowns

The photoshopping in this Flickr collection is pretty amazing. The only downside is that there’s no Democrat equivalent. Bipartisan clowns would be awesome.

Michelle Bachmann.

Sarah Palin

Ron Paul

George W. Bush

Rupert Murdoch

Rick Perry

Gold. Jerry. Gold.

The 13 types of movie poster

I was skeptical about this. As sceptical as I am about the spelling of the word skeptical. But then I checked all the movies available for viewing on my Apple TV.

And its pretty much true.

My favourite type…

The whole list, with samples, is here.

I would add a 14th though, but maybe it’s just my colourblindness kicking in… I think there’s a black/white/red combo (which this French site confirms).

Also. This is obviously an over-simplification. There are many other types – it is staggering how many fit these varieties though.

Multi-take self bake cake makes me hungry

Delicious.

Deliberately vague prophecy: The world will end “as we know it” in 2012

Things will shift. Things will change. There’ll be elections and an economy and stuff. Truth and error will collide. Unlike last year… or the year before that… or the year that REM wrote their song…

These videos from prophetess Patrcia King seem pretty much to be an exposition (rip off?) of REM’s lyrics…

” it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane…world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs… a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck… Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it’ll do…Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right – right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.”

Yeah. So. Things are going to change next year. I can feel it… It will certainly be a different year to this year.

I challenge you to watch this and not want a pet owl…

He looks so happy with his head rub…

Fork Criticism: Understanding Biblical scholarship through cutlery…

If you feel like you should be on the cutting edge of Biblical scholarship, or if you just want to get the point… here’s a visual guide to various scholarly approaches to the Bible, applied to cutlery. For your edification and education…

We begin with what we have. A fork. It is a very clever implement. Great for stabbing food and carrying it to one’s mouth. It has the perfect number of prongs; one less and small food would escape, one more and the fork would be ungainly.

The foundational assumption in higher criticism is that this fork is a development of history. It is unlikely, given its perfect suitability for the job, that there were not previous, primitive versions.

These versions may have been the result of a series of communities, each with inadequate eating utensils (form criticism)…

There may also have been a “genuine” original tradition, that others have built on, adapting the fork to their own communities and types of food – if you don’t just eat a big hunk of meat, then you need multiple prongs… There might be different metals involved in the handle and the prongs… there might be a brand name stamped on the fork… there are myriad avenues for speculating about the various forms that have combined in this one utensil.

Or they may have been the result of somebody sitting down with various eating utensils and combining them (source criticism).

Source criticism is also pretty useful when you’re dealing with a complex and evolved version of a fork – when we already have a version of the fork to compare things to… We can conduct “Spork Criticism”…

Or, for the more highly evolved, Splade Criticism…

Things start to get a little bit more complicated as the cutlery gets more complicated…

Maybe the final form it the result of somebody bringing a bunch of different utensils together.

Or maybe it represents one tradition’s approach to cutlery and efficient design.

One of the interesting things about this level of complexity is that sometimes sources and forms collide… sometimes what one group saw as a “tradition” actually turns out to be from two different sources.

Either way… what we have is a final form fork. And we can speculate about its compositional history.

Sometimes this allows us to study the previous types of fork, and draw conclusions about the people involved, and their diets. Sometimes we can see the seams where new prongs were welded on. This excites some people more than others. This process – either in source or form criticism – is called Redaction Criticism…

If you do redaction criticism with the final form of the fork you can understand the community who put it all together… This is close to the traditional view of fork scholarship, one might call it a Canonical approach.

Some people are just born skeptical – they have doubts about the fork, our hands are natural, the products of science and stuff, so we should eat with them. Fork users are gullible, and if there is a fork, it’s probably a symbol of the hand anyway, used by powerful people to control the eating habits of the masses. This is “Radical Criticism”…

Sometimes it just makes more sense to see the fork for what it is – a cleverly designed implement that serves a purpose. All this studying of forks sometimes gets in the way of just using the fork for what it is made for. Eating. This is the “traditional” view.

Marcel, the Shell, with shoes on…

This is great. Really brightened my Greek filled day…

At least by keeping me from Greek for four minutes.

Today’s Study Music: Gomez, Whatever’s On Your Mind

Gomez is one of those bands who consistently produces good music, I don’t think there are any other bands in my itunes collection with as many albums of such consistent and cohesive quality.

I’m really enjoying their new album.

This is my absolute favourite.

But this one is good too…

They’ve put up some cool clips on YouTube.

So have other people…

This isn’t from the new album (obviously).

And neither is this…

Hip Hop Dressage

A Danish Dressage guy named Andreas Helgstrand apparently performed a dressage routine at the 2006 World Equestrian Championships that wowed the crowds (see below).

Somebody decided that routine would be better with hip-hop.

There’s a language warning in this song (I seem to be posting lots of language warnings this week).

The original, in case dressage is your thing…

A cool song from an ad… and other musical adventures

I tried to find this song (unsuccessfully) a few weeks ago. And yesterday. Success.

It seems that it was written by the Myrtle Street Connection, who are some musos who hang around at an art studio, for the purpose of the Canon ad it was used in.

The guy it “features,” Aidan Roberts, performs as the Maple Trail, and is kind of cool…

And also part of a band I had actually heard of, called Belles Will Ring, who I always thought sounded like an Australian version of the Dandy Warhols. But not really.

Appropriately Titled Study Music: Where Is My Mind (Maxence Cyrin on Piano)

A Ping Pong song…

This is just a song. This is just a song. This is just a song using ping pong (balls).

Not to be confused with the song about ping pong. Because it’s very different (and much more cleverer).

Three posts today have had ping pong, or pong, references. That has to be a record.

Pythagasaurus: The mathematically correct dinosaur

What do you get if you cross Bill Bailey, a short animation, mathematics, and a dinosaur. I’m still not sure. But this made me laugh.

(features a couple of minor rude words)

Galactic Timelapse

We all like a good timelapse. Well. I like a good timelapse. Here’s one from outer space, looking at earth from a satellite.

Earth | Time Lapse View from Space | Fly Over | Nasa, ISS from Michael König on Vimeo.