Sweaty hats are a thing of the past. If you want to prevent your hat smelling like scalp sweat – the ninth most stinky sweat of all – then you should totally buy a stack of these head underpants…

Sweaty hats are a thing of the past. If you want to prevent your hat smelling like scalp sweat – the ninth most stinky sweat of all – then you should totally buy a stack of these head underpants…

If you’re too uncoordinated to drink out of a can without spilling your drink down your shirt then maybe, just maybe, this set of 12 bottle tops for cans will come in handy.
I think they’re dumb…

This animated Space Invaders shirt is a nice blend of the past and the future. Just don’t wash the battery pack…

Duck Hunt was an awesome game. The zapper was magic (though I found out how it worked) and the little ducks just begged to be plucked from the sky.
If you’ve been missing the NES experience, like I have, you’ll be excited to know you can now pick up a real life version of the game.
Sock it to the fashion police with this retro Batman hoodie that’ll have you powing and whaming in no time…


One day everybody will be walking around in 3D glasses. When they are they’ll be terrified by this shirt.

Sock tan is a national disgrace. With weather like ours, and with the national footwear being the thong, Australians have no excuse for white feet and ankles.
If you bear the shame of pale feet then you best get one of these – and you can thank me for it later.

It’s a tanning solution. A solarium for the feet. Get one for your socially outcast family members this Christmas for just under $230. They’ll thank you for it…
This is a great Passive Aggressive series of notes documenting printer frustration and odd dreams…

I’m not eating fast food this financial year. But if I was. And if I lived in America. Then this flow chart would be useful.
It can be easily adapted to our Australian milieu…

If you’re looking for motivation to do your work properly – or to treat people right – then this Vito Corleone Bobble Head is the perfect desktop companion.

This is a nice minimalist keyboard for pirates – from Flickr.

Sometimes the bad guys should catch the goodies in cartoons. Especially when there’s a band of four goodies to go round…
This one’s just $10. It’s on special…

Regretsy has taken on the task of documenting the crap sold on etsy for posterity’s sake.


If you’re struggling to lie in just the right spot this grid like Tetris blanket will help…
