Some alarm clocks don’t require complete cogniscience to turn off, or switch over to snooze – this one will take more hand eye coordination than I’m capable of until slightly before midday. It won’t shut up until you score a bullseye.
Category: Curiosities
UrbanTrend: Shoot to snooze
Our daily Fred: Leaning tower of piazza
This heading only makes sense assuming you know that Piazza is a brand of coffee.
And now you do you can drink happily from the leaning tower knowing you get my awesome pun.
Let your “I do” have a real ring to it
A Japanese artist produced these wedding bands with the soundwaves of the words “I do” etched permanently in gold.
The same guy who previously produced waveform jewelery and art. Classy.
A bunch of links – March 29, 2009
- I am Proud of My Humility!
- Find Out What’s Hot On Wikipedia With Wikirank
- Create Your Own Flipbook With Flipbook Printer (Windows Only)
- Supercharge Your Next Run with a Cup of Coffee [Exercise]
- Novel Writing Software yWriter
- Google Classic — #39;Please allow 30 days for search results#39;
- German crime wave solved!
- Note from the teacher
- Healthy Living Fail
UrbanTrend: Fruity idea
People are always trying to taste fruity traces in their espresso – that shouldn’t be too hard with these DIY shot glasses. A trace of apple maybe?
Get your funk on
If you’re looking for something with slightly more street cred than ascii art – perhaps you’re not a geek or a nerd – then maybe you want to turn your image into a fully sick stencil to apply on brick walls and traffic light posts all over your city of choice. Well now you can. Thanks to the wonders of BeFunky.com – you can “be funky”… like this…
A picture painted by 1000 words
If you’ve ever wanted to impress your friends with your awesome ascii art skills – but don’t actually have awesome ascii skills – then Picascii is the tool for you. Here’s one I prepared earlier – not sure how well it’ll come up, but it’s worth a try… it looked good on their page.
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Our daily Fred: Salt’n’Pepper
What are the essential ingredients of a good novelty kitchen? Novelty salt and pepper receptacles of course. And here’s a selection…
These ones take the manual labour out of the equation with a self shaking mechanism.
These ones take you back to square one and form the building blocks of the essential dining experience.
These ones will help you get the formula for your dinner party just right.
This one brings the Twitter experience to your breakfast table.
And this one adds weight to any dinner discussion.
Parenting with teeth
I’m no parent. But I do like to give random parenting advice to those who are. Purely on the basis of having once been a child.
Dear parents. Please smack your children, keep them disciplined, train them to respond to a series of whistles (no joke – Robyn’s uncle has done this, it’s fantastic), think they’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, drive them from one extra-curricular activity to the next, feed them good stuff, feed them bad stuff, breast feed them until they can walk, talk or run… well, maybe not that one – and feel free to overshare about their toilet training as much as you like… just please, please don’t post a video of their drug induced stupor on the Internet – or do anything that may come back to haunt them as an adult… like making them use this dummy (found here):
Yes, it may look hilarious. At first. You may want to show all your friends how cute your little angel is with big buck teeth… but they won’t thank you for it later. Trust me.
Austentatious
I’ve never been a Jane Austen fan. I have no desire to relive the Elizabethian era or glamourise a time where a man in posession of a fortune may be in want of a wife. Unless of course the glorification of said time were a gorification – complete with brain eating zombies. Everybody loves a brain eating zombie romance. It’s what made Shaun of the Dead so appealing. From memory it was marketed as a Rom-Zom-Com – a Romantic Zombie Comedy.
I was no doubt scarred as a child playing too much “Horror Zombies From the Crypt” (download from abandonia) on the Amiga.
But what’s all this about zombies you ask? Particularly because I started off talking about Jane Austen. Oh yes. If you would prefer Pride and Prejudice retold with the awesome upgrade package – namely zombies wreaking havoc throughout the plot – now you can. Thanks to ThinkGeek.
UrbanTrend: Beerdometer
Ever wanted to track how many beers you’ve had. Ever. And how many you’ve doled out to others. Perhaps you’ll need two of these. One for you, and one for your friends.
Our daily Fred: Ice is nice
Some ice is nicer. Like ice made in these – click the image for the link.
And if you want an ice cold shot – but don’t want to cram your shot into a shot glass larger than 30mL you might want to try this:
A bunch of links – March 27, 2009
- Evangelistic Preaching (06)
- Crazy 5 Day Sale for 1.5M HDMI Cable
- Who Made God?
- Zamzar Converts Powerpoint Into Easy-To-Share Images
- Password Lessons and Tips from Our Readers [What You Said]
- Look! DIY Speakers Hidden in Real Books!
- The Hidden Costs of Your Job
- Hey kids, Tweet-a-Watt kits!
- Spurgeon on Bible Teaching
- Sen. Conroy on Qamp;A
- Debate Video Posted Online
- The Death of Print and What it Means for Christians
- Man wrongly jailed for 27 years walks free … and is hit by a taxi
- Hackers Deface Aussie Censorship Board’s Website
Adjusting to life on the outside proves difficult.