Just an Italian plumber featured in Nintendo games…
Though this sculpture may cause some confusion…
The original:
Via Gearfuse.
He’s not the Messiah…
Why I’m not Anglican (or Catholic)
It’s mostly the clothes. To be honest.
I don’t want to look like a Rubik’s cube.
Or a motherboard.
From Bad Vestments.
A winning formula
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*Not an actual product… yet.
YouTube Tuesday: The Rock’n’Roll bonanza
Jacob Aranza was right.
Rock and Roll is for Klingons (who Jesus hates).
Even the Catholics are onto you back masking rock stars – I’ve always wondered why “another one bites the dust” made me want to start smoking marijuana:
Crystal ball gazing is going to get you into trouble…
But, Aranza was wrong. There is no such thing as “Christian rock”… this comes in eight parts (I’ve started this at the relevant bit, the background is that this guy is a prophet of true Christianity).
I think this guy also thinks coffee and failing businesses are Satan’s work.
The solution is to be less enthusiastic in our singing.
Understanding Christianese (from the atheist perspective)
This is simultaneously helpful and unhelpful. Given that we believe “I’ll pray for you” actually is a method for caring for people that particular critique is mostly unfounded (though “I’ll pray for you” with no offer of physical help does smack of hypocrisy).
What do you reckon? And are there other phrases we should reconsider?
An alternative Pacman Movie
I posted a Pacman Movie trailer a while ago (I can’t find it – it had a guy in a yellow motorbike helmet). This one is more intense.
PACMAN: THE MOVIE TRAILER from Therefore Productions on Vimeo.
Thou Shalt Not Kiss (until you are married)
I think that’s the 11th commandment. Don’t watch this on YouTube – the comment thread has been hijacked… although watching it here will give you a good understanding why that’s the case. It’s kind of creepy and emotionally manipulative at the same time…
This guy has it all sorted. (via Jesus Needs New PR – a pretty awesome blog)
Beating the “hell” out of your opponents
Every altar call should come in the squared circle…
Maybe the Pressies should start a federation called the WCF.
The wrestling for Jesus man says they save 10% of their crowd per event. Those are the people sprinkled with the blood and sweat of the wrestlers (but never immersed).
Just ask yourself – who would Jesus fight?
Bloody Pillow
I went through a bit of a phase posting about blood stained stuff a while ago. I didn’t post these…
That’s puntastic
Everybody likes a funny photo/picture with a punny caption. There are 18 here. These are my favourites…
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