Stimulating questions

Has anybody out there received their stimulus money yet? I’m curious. Townsville readers probably haven’t – but I’m wondering what percentage of people have.

Apparently the Government is essentially casting lots to determine who gets paid when.

All cheque and EFT payments will be made using a post code selection process that is randomly generated, ensuring all post codes are evenly distributed to each state and territory each night (using the Australia Post predetermined percentage spread).

So, are any of you punks feeling lucky?

Have any of you done the morally, socially and theologically responsible thing and spent it? Or is it going in the bank?