Ahh. This one has been doing the rounds – it’s been an open tab for far too long in my browser. So here you go.
I think the “I’ve sung this song for years…” line is perhaps the one I feel the most convicted by.
Via Jesus Needs New PR, but Tim also posted it in the interim, so he can have a link too.
This is a movie pitch for a Christian parody of the 40 Year Old Virgin. It is bad on so many levels. They want to raise $2 million for production. The cameo from disgraced minister Ted Haggard is a touch. It’s not a nice touch. But a creepy touch.
“The Waiting Game is about a guy who saves himself for marriage only to have his fiance leave him on their wedding day. He must now decide if it’s worth it to wait again.
This demo trailer was produced to give an idea of what the story might look like.
Our target budget is $2M. Will be directed by Arthur Anderson. Candace Cameron Bure as one of the actors.”
I’m sorry. But this is ridiculous. Does anybody in the world think this is a good idea?
I may or may not have internet access between now and Sunday. So in the meantime. Enjoy Easter. Send me chocolate.
This is awful. Don’t these children have parents…
Via Christian Nightmares.
“What you going to do with atheists? All those pagan atheists?
I’m going to set them free. Make them Christians just like me”
I hope they don’t think this song is part of that process.
But it could be worse.
I’m happy for you to believe that the earth is 6,000 years old, and that dinosaurs died in the flood, I like the Bible too. And I think taking it seriously is important. But please. Please. Please. Don’t take a song like this, and turn it into a song like that. Just awful. If people think your cause is ridiculous
Could this be the first Christian Old Spice Parody? It’s pretty impressively made, and at least as good as the Library parody… and it was made between the ad being made and Old Spice’s day of viral madness.
He’d cook fish over an open fire. And possibly bake bread. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be anything like this atheistic parody.
I probably shouldn’t be laughing at this.